1 00:00:57,555 --> 00:01:01,295 THE UNLOCKED YELLOW TAXI 2 00:01:45,296 --> 00:01:46,961 Good evening, Mr. Ugo. 3 00:01:47,823 --> 00:01:50,675 It's always a good night when you're rich, boy. 4 00:02:33,435 --> 00:02:35,106 One moment, Mr. Ugo. 5 00:02:35,305 --> 00:02:38,192 Wait! Get the new monogram that my tailor made. Go! 6 00:02:38,388 --> 00:02:40,034 Copies for everyone. 7 00:02:40,475 --> 00:02:43,393 - What an idiot. - Yes, on your best day. 8 00:02:48,312 --> 00:02:52,231 Hey, Mr. Electricity is about to connect with your life. 9 00:02:53,097 --> 00:02:56,385 - I'll see you later. - Asshole. 10 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:12,981 my girl tonight is big. 11 00:03:34,399 --> 00:03:36,077 Thank you very much. 12 00:03:39,496 --> 00:03:42,278 Alright, alright, alright. Thanks. 13 00:03:42,516 --> 00:03:45,600 I wanted you to know I'm grateful for all of this. 14 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:47,584 I'm going to take a break and drink water. 15 00:03:47,612 --> 00:03:51,486 And let the band change shirts or whatever else is wet. 16 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:56,680 Don't leave there, because the spectacle of amateur talents will soon begin. 17 00:03:57,698 --> 00:04:01,373 Fresh meat! Fresh Meat! 18 00:04:02,402 --> 00:04:04,789 On top of them, animals. On top of them. 19 00:04:14,292 --> 00:04:15,385 Taxi! 20 00:04:15,779 --> 00:04:16,895 Taxi! 21 00:04:17,242 --> 00:04:18,210 Taxi! 22 00:04:22,568 --> 00:04:25,084 How are you? Beautiful night. Do you want a ride? 23 00:04:25,136 --> 00:04:26,783 We want to go to a sushi bar. 24 00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:28,965 Let's go. You can come in. 25 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,110 Sushi, right? 26 00:04:40,225 --> 00:04:42,478 I tell you, sushi bars It is something that has been growing. 27 00:04:42,578 --> 00:04:44,929 I see sushi bars appear here and there. 28 00:04:45,009 --> 00:04:49,248 Everywhere. Now, confidentially, just for us... 29 00:04:49,444 --> 00:04:53,307 Don't you think eating raw fish Is it bad for your health? 30 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:58,214 For me it's like walking in a field chewed by a cow, understand? 31 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:01,887 Now they are in America, you have to eat Italian food. 32 00:05:02,838 --> 00:05:05,855 - Oh, Ravioli. - Ravioli. That's right. 33 00:05:05,856 --> 00:05:07,527 Rock n' Roll. Careful. 34 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:17,283 Hey, hey, hey, my friend. Take your hands off on top of the singer. It is private property. 35 00:05:17,827 --> 00:05:21,797 - See you later at our house? - In our house? 36 00:05:21,819 --> 00:05:25,926 - What time? - How about the next century, Freddie? 37 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:31,091 Woman who loves to judge. Who's knocking? 38 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:34,598 Hey, Maurie! Look who's here. 39 00:05:34,841 --> 00:05:39,375 - Forget it. I prefer to be at home. - Sit in my office. I want to talk. 40 00:05:39,675 --> 00:05:45,065 Maurie, believe it or not, the kind That you're going tonight is pure dynamite. 41 00:05:45,381 --> 00:05:49,401 - How about a glass of ice water? - 3 beers and a whiskey on the rocks. 42 00:05:49,455 --> 00:05:51,304 Don't work too hard, Jessie. 43 00:05:51,504 --> 00:05:54,921 Hello, listen, thanks for loan. You saved me. 44 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:57,836 - I will pay you as quickly as possible. - Don't worry about that. 45 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:01,168 If it were with Freddie, you know what the payment would be like. 46 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,216 It's no wonder that They call it Public Relations 47 00:06:04,359 --> 00:06:06,965 - Here comes the miserable sultan. - How good... 48 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:09,954 - Here she is! - And... here she goes! 49 00:06:10,115 --> 00:06:12,387 Come on, baby... Tell me the truth. 50 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:14,585 Today you missed me, didn't you have it? 51 00:06:14,685 --> 00:06:18,260 No. And what a story it was the one in our house? 52 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:21,471 It was a mistake, I meant my house. 53 00:06:21,671 --> 00:06:24,452 Did I save you or not from that artolas? 54 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,028 Freddie, don't involve me in your fantasies. 55 00:06:27,128 --> 00:06:28,513 I never wanted anything with you 56 00:06:28,632 --> 00:06:32,959 I wouldn't go to your house even if there was one ant plague and I would work on it. 57 00:06:33,738 --> 00:06:36,147 I like insecure women. 58 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:38,976 How about we have dinner after the show? I pay, no problem. 59 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:40,559 I lost my appetite. 60 00:06:40,659 --> 00:06:44,113 Hey girl! Let me tell you something, Don't press too hard, okay? 61 00:06:44,268 --> 00:06:49,403 What you will see today is my new discovery... will be my new star. 62 00:06:49,404 --> 00:06:52,799 This guy is going to make me a fortune, for a change... Do you understand me? 63 00:06:52,999 --> 00:06:54,937 I haven't been bad for you. 64 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,757 Well I have to admit I like it to have you around... 65 00:06:56,758 --> 00:06:58,926 as a source of inspiration. 66 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:03,083 Forget dinner, lunch, tomorrow? I pay, no problem. 67 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:06,005 - When will I get my contract back? - You know... 68 00:07:07,050 --> 00:07:13,149 Freddie, there are 2 types of people in this world and you are none of them. 69 00:07:24,316 --> 00:07:25,719 Are you okay? 70 00:07:27,095 --> 00:07:30,380 - I'm sorry about this. - It's okay, it was very interesting. 71 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:34,319 Yes, it's good to relax. sometimes I feel this growing inside of me... 72 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:39,206 like stress, so I scream... YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! DEAR! Do you understand? 73 00:07:41,076 --> 00:07:46,671 Stress and light sandwiches kill more taxi drivers than anything. 74 00:07:46,723 --> 00:07:49,913 Other than that, New York It's a very cool place. 75 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:57,370 Okay, not a sushi bar. We want to go to a cowboy place. 76 00:07:57,379 --> 00:08:00,864 Cowboy place! That's right. I know a place. 77 00:08:00,865 --> 00:08:04,289 Officially I can't recommend it, but I know a place like that. 78 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,994 Hold on. Banzai! 79 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,803 Okay, calm down there, your animals. 80 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,970 Okay... Come on. Behave. 81 00:08:20,382 --> 00:08:24,319 It's a serious moment here at Rhinestone. 82 00:08:26,405 --> 00:08:29,822 This is a very special night. Ladies and gentlemen here at Rhinestone... 83 00:08:30,401 --> 00:08:35,828 Because tonight on this very stage, let's witness the birth... 84 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:42,235 of the fabulous new sensation of country music. 85 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:44,985 Go and see, stop it! 86 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:49,824 Let's have a warm Rhinestone reception... 87 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:53,424 to the incredible, the real cowboy... 88 00:08:53,535 --> 00:08:59,497 the effervescent, the intoxicating, Mr. Elgart Brunson. 89 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:06,173 Hey, it's João Mauzão. 90 00:09:10,019 --> 00:09:11,558 Shut up. 91 00:09:16,429 --> 00:09:21,625 If you play this one more time, Mr. swallow this as if it were an appetizer. 92 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:25,722 This guy is serious. 93 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:29,212 How can he be serious if you have a duck on your shirt. 94 00:09:48,899 --> 00:09:52,842 This is a song I wrote for my girlfriend. 95 00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:22,971 I told you he was good. It's not over, wait. 96 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:48,144 Take it easy. 97 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:06,947 - Responsibilities for harvesting? - Did you say to cut your obligations? 98 00:12:24,007 --> 00:12:26,622 Hey, this really happened with my Loretta. 99 00:12:31,986 --> 00:12:33,431 Get out of here. 100 00:12:42,218 --> 00:12:46,925 I'm impressed. You must have one Special gift to bring someone like that. 101 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:52,599 Forget it. Maurie, next week I'll bring one that will blow this place up. 102 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:56,428 He comes from India and sings music country better than anyone else. 103 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,514 Wait until you see him. 104 00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:01,851 Wear your turban under your hat and spurs in his sandals. Bright. 105 00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:03,756 I'm not interested. 106 00:13:03,766 --> 00:13:06,763 But for this Mrs. maybe can do something. 107 00:13:07,065 --> 00:13:09,930 Hey, hey, hey. Talk to me. 108 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:12,773 I have all her contracts, my friend. 109 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,184 - You have my sympathy. - See you next week. 110 00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:18,121 - I don't believe you. - What it was? 111 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:22,650 You waste time with any abnormality that have a guitar and you don't do anything for me. 112 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:26,585 - Why are you so upset? - Because as long as I'm under contract... 113 00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:28,969 with a talentless person like you, I will never leave here. 114 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,376 What is needed to Will you terminate my contract? What? 115 00:13:32,725 --> 00:13:34,979 And don't say the same thing as always. 116 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:38,132 I never said such a thing. What's wrong with you? How about 30 minutes? 117 00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,532 -Freddie. - Yes? 118 00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:42,556 You're nothing more than a selfish fool... 119 00:13:42,756 --> 00:13:46,467 who wastes time trying to become These amateurs in Rhinestone cowboys. 120 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,895 - Do you really think so? - Same. 121 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,794 If I had half a opportunity could make... 122 00:13:49,894 --> 00:13:52,291 any amateur in a Rhinestone cowboy. I would do better than you. You can believe it. 123 00:13:52,401 --> 00:13:53,720 - Really? - Seriously. 124 00:13:53,870 --> 00:13:56,518 - Want to bet with me? - Bet what? 125 00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:59,455 That you can make any Clown in a Rhinestone cowboy? 126 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:02,391 - You bet. - Then go, my angel, I tell you something. 127 00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:05,435 I'll give you two weeks, after I find someone... 128 00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:07,068 you will have everything money you need. 129 00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:10,283 What you have to do is, that your candidate performs once live on stage... 130 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,818 without being devoured by these animals, then you will be a winner, mommy! 131 00:14:14,097 --> 00:14:15,096 OK? 132 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:20,596 - What do you have to bet? - I bet the remaining 3 years of the contract. 133 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,513 If I win, you tear up the contract. 134 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:27,948 I love a woman of courage. It's fine. I'll tell you something. 135 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:32,453 If you win, I'll tear up the contract. If you lose, the contract remains... 136 00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:35,094 5 more years added. 137 00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,388 - And you sleep with me. - I'd rather burn in hell... 138 00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:46,161 What was it? Anyway You will emerge a big winner. 139 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:52,394 Okay, I'll take the bet. But let's get one thing straight. 140 00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:57,394 No crazy people, lepers or people dead. They're normal people. Did you understand? 141 00:14:58,299 --> 00:15:01,168 I mean, no one extraordinary like me. 142 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:02,704 Just normal people. 143 00:15:07,872 --> 00:15:08,872 Go there. 144 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:24,245 - Good voice, what do you think? - I think you will die an ugly death. 145 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,979 You're going to mess with me, aren't you? 146 00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,946 Nice audition, friend. 147 00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:34,500 Let's go. 148 00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:49,071 - So? - Come on, Freddie. So as to. 149 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:53,683 What do you mean? This guy has a natural musical talent. Look. 150 00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:56,566 Are you trying to find a way that I have no chance. 151 00:15:56,703 --> 00:16:00,513 So, honey. Agreement It's a deal and you're backing down. 152 00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:02,823 I'm not backing down. I've never backed down in my life. 153 00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:04,509 You retreated, retreated, retreated. 154 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:09,382 Okay, the next normal guy What appears is mine. The next one. 155 00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:13,032 I tell you. The next one to appear It's in front of me. Anyone. 156 00:16:19,014 --> 00:16:20,881 Did you see that? Did you see that? 157 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:24,064 Hey, where are you going? 158 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:26,866 I'll be right back. 159 00:16:36,092 --> 00:16:38,860 Come back here, you scoundrel! I know who you are! 160 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,826 Hey, listen up. Are you okay? 161 00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:44,176 I'm really sorry, but he crossed ahead. 162 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:47,731 The cowboy bar is at the end of the street. It's on that side. 163 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,497 I won't charge you anything, but tipping is optional. 164 00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:59,725 Look at that. Who will pay... Did anyone see anything? 165 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:04,173 A New York taxi driver It's not a normal guy. 166 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,934 Wait a minute, I didn't agree with that. 167 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,734 Ain't you waiting for me make that a singer. 168 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:09,694 I know. 169 00:17:12,352 --> 00:17:15,145 Where are the lepers? when one is needed. 170 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:30,883 Well, it all seems quite simple. 171 00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:34,592 I don't think there is any need diploma, certainly no one... 172 00:17:34,691 --> 00:17:36,995 There's one on this table, except me... 173 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:40,047 To realize How betting works. 174 00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:41,196 So, what do you say? 175 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:43,448 - Where are you from? - I come from New York... 176 00:17:45,727 --> 00:17:49,481 Okay, flirt, what what do you think about the bet? Say it. 177 00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:50,955 - What bet? - The bet about singing. 178 00:17:51,207 --> 00:17:56,270 What, are you joking? I don't like these Campanian things. You've got to be kidding. 179 00:17:56,672 --> 00:17:59,756 Besides, I'm trying talk to her. Did you care? 180 00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:02,347 So, take your time. Are you okay? 181 00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:08,373 Are you interested in dancing? And, perhaps, have a romantic involvement. 182 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,967 Freddie, part of agreement is without weirdos. 183 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,661 Can't we choose someone else? 184 00:18:12,663 --> 00:18:13,972 Wait a minute. 185 00:18:14,171 --> 00:18:16,228 A new taxi was destroyed because of you. 186 00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:18,196 At least you could be more friendly, what do you think? 187 00:18:18,274 --> 00:18:19,964 What do you mean, because of me? 188 00:18:20,155 --> 00:18:22,727 Because of you because I was looking at you instead of looking at the traffic. 189 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,764 That's what I mean. 190 00:18:23,776 --> 00:18:26,591 Oh, Lord... Another dog in heat. 191 00:18:27,485 --> 00:18:29,310 Dog in heat? 192 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,143 Me, Nick? 193 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:38,385 You know, you're very similar. There's no doubt about that, darling. 194 00:18:38,604 --> 00:18:41,291 But I'm not like that desperate to meet anyone. 195 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:45,114 Wait a minute, friend. Sorry. And the bet? 196 00:18:45,594 --> 00:18:47,986 You bet I'm exit and you win. 197 00:18:51,142 --> 00:18:52,600 Happy continuation... 198 00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:58,351 I'm here. 199 00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:03,255 Hey, wait a minute. Come here. 200 00:19:04,287 --> 00:19:06,085 I have something important to tell you. 201 00:19:06,682 --> 00:19:09,228 What time do you want me to come your house tonight? 202 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:10,578 What are you talking about? 203 00:19:10,743 --> 00:19:13,347 It seems like you didn't notice but you lost the bet. 204 00:19:13,447 --> 00:19:15,985 So when will Will I receive my prize? 205 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,268 Listen, Dr. Strange Love, The bet ended, he didn't accept it! 206 00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:22,575 Baby, this pain It's your head, not mine. 207 00:19:22,775 --> 00:19:25,161 Let me ask you... Do you prefer top or bottom? 208 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:29,119 You'll be beneath the Hudson River if you don't leave me alone, Freddie. 209 00:19:29,262 --> 00:19:31,594 I like girls who play hard. It's fine. 210 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:34,005 Then this is your lucky night. 211 00:19:34,204 --> 00:19:38,001 Because you're 2 seconds away from getting That horrible sport coat is ruined. 212 00:19:38,121 --> 00:19:41,835 Wait a second. I won, you lost, so you pay. 213 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,569 - Step back, Freddie. - Do it again. Go there. 214 00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:49,014 If you want to insist on this Stupid bet, fine. 215 00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,324 But you gave me two weeks, remember? 216 00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:53,529 And the next time feel romantic... 217 00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:55,226 - Yes... - Don't call me. 218 00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:57,107 Why don't you try it at the Zoo? 219 00:19:57,860 --> 00:19:58,817 Come here. 220 00:20:07,263 --> 00:20:11,099 - Accident? What accident? - Don't you know? On the west side. 221 00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,990 We didn't have any accident tonight. 222 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,895 It damaged the entire right side of the taxi. 223 00:20:16,012 --> 00:20:17,035 Oh yes? 224 00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:20,487 There were no accidents last night. It was probably from another company. 225 00:20:20,502 --> 00:20:24,040 No. It said "Taxis S and J" on the door. I saw it myself. 226 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:28,602 - What was the driver like? - Bully type. 227 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,166 Like... 228 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,500 That same one. 229 00:20:40,925 --> 00:20:43,640 Tony, so how are you? 230 00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:46,580 You look different this morning. Did you risk the environment? 231 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,801 - Tony, come on. I can explain. - What is that? 232 00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:49,441 What? 233 00:20:49,442 --> 00:20:51,455 - That. - That? 234 00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:52,554 That! That! 235 00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:54,359 This is a little creased. 236 00:20:54,459 --> 00:20:56,492 Little bit dented? That was a collision. What are you? Mad? 237 00:20:56,528 --> 00:20:59,521 I strayed so as not to maim an old woman. 238 00:20:59,621 --> 00:21:01,452 You were better off crippling her than my car. 239 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,815 Do you know what happened to the last one? Who ruined my cars? 240 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,800 Can't walk. 241 00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:07,692 Tony, take it easy. 242 00:21:08,192 --> 00:21:09,890 You can see that you are a very emotional person. 243 00:21:09,962 --> 00:21:13,053 Your face is turning red. I'm also an emotional guy. 244 00:21:13,253 --> 00:21:15,095 See my eyes. I didn't sleep all night. 245 00:21:15,195 --> 00:21:18,429 I love my work. I love the company. I even dress like a taxi! 246 00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:22,037 Look at the taxi... I want you out of here. Get out of here with that horrible outfit... 247 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:24,099 and this stupid domino. I want everyone out of here. 248 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,335 And take Mae West with you, okay? 249 00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:29,296 - Are you insulting my clothes? - This outfit right here. 250 00:21:29,362 --> 00:21:30,791 The clothes I'm wearing? 251 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,200 These horrible clothes, right here. I want this all out of here. 252 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,484 He forgets. You don't appreciate fashion at all. I resign. 253 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,364 You really are an idiot, aren't you. 254 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:44,351 - You did well, Humpty Dumpty. - Who is Humpty Dumpty? 255 00:21:45,653 --> 00:21:47,746 Hey, look. I didn't want for you to be fired. 256 00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:50,392 Will you do me a big favor? Get out of my way. Are you okay? 257 00:21:50,521 --> 00:21:51,913 I can help you. 258 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,209 Yeah, making me lose work, your Bimba Pac�via. 259 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:56,607 - Bimba? - No, Bimba Pac�via! 260 00:21:56,673 --> 00:21:58,569 You can't talk to me like that. 261 00:21:58,768 --> 00:22:01,557 Oh, I can't? It's fine. Read my lips, Little Daisy. 262 00:22:01,657 --> 00:22:04,422 Some people may I think you're very cute... 263 00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:07,237 But I, Nick, think it's ridiculous don't accept rejection. 264 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:10,812 Why don't you leave while the hay cart is shaken. Are you okay? 265 00:22:11,011 --> 00:22:13,449 You can always get another job, you know? 266 00:22:13,649 --> 00:22:17,077 Are you a counselor? I like this work. I have good memories here. 267 00:22:22,595 --> 00:22:24,199 Bad memories. 268 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:27,468 - Hey! - What? 269 00:22:27,494 --> 00:22:29,835 Listen, maybe I can your job back. 270 00:22:30,035 --> 00:22:32,431 And how will you do this? Do you ask the Fairy Godmother for a favor? 271 00:22:32,454 --> 00:22:35,116 Freddie said he paid all the expenses of the bet. 272 00:22:35,316 --> 00:22:37,614 We can say that they are only accepted enter if he pays for the arrangement. 273 00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:39,479 - Can you do that? - I can do that. 274 00:22:40,414 --> 00:22:42,080 - Will he do it? - He'll do it! 275 00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:44,025 - Are you sure? - Of course. 276 00:22:44,089 --> 00:22:47,900 - Can we go see Freddie? - Ok, but don't take advantage of me. 277 00:22:57,923 --> 00:23:03,620 Ah, then! Who do you think I am? Santa Claus? I saw the damage to that taxi. 278 00:23:03,761 --> 00:23:06,024 I loved seeing you "Soldiers of Fortune". 279 00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:12,413 We're talking about maybe 2000 dollars to get the car looking like new. 280 00:23:18,879 --> 00:23:20,439 Does she have a sister? 281 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:26,735 If you think I'm going to drop 2000 dollars for This clown, you better think again. 282 00:23:26,774 --> 00:23:29,270 - Clown? - It's just one word, yes? 283 00:23:29,912 --> 00:23:31,616 Is he the sensitive type? 284 00:23:31,788 --> 00:23:35,429 - You don't pay, I win. The contract is mine. - Wait. Wait. Wait a minute. 285 00:23:36,247 --> 00:23:38,246 - It's fine. - Hello, doll. 286 00:23:38,345 --> 00:23:39,685 - If you win... - It was from the radiation, huh? 287 00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:41,994 I pay for the arrangement. And I will show you what kind of man I am. 288 00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:47,759 I'm going to put in Am and FM radio, air conditioning and automatic windows. What do you say? 289 00:23:47,784 --> 00:23:51,269 - Put it all on paper. - Deal. 290 00:23:51,711 --> 00:23:56,482 Don't forget to put perfume on when I I'm going to receive my prize. Well, I love it! 291 00:23:56,507 --> 00:23:59,917 Can you keep your voice down, please? We'd better go. 292 00:24:01,377 --> 00:24:06,316 - Hey, what are you waiting for? Let's go. - Wait, we haven't agreed on my price yet. 293 00:24:06,539 --> 00:24:09,514 What price? You said that You wanted the arrangement, didn't you? 294 00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:13,701 No, no. She said that. I really Freddie... I wish I had... 295 00:24:13,901 --> 00:24:16,299 I would like to have my own taxi. 296 00:24:16,376 --> 00:24:17,652 - What? - Yes. 297 00:24:18,048 --> 00:24:20,704 Wait. Wait. Wait! 298 00:24:20,904 --> 00:24:24,370 Have you ever sung live, It's in front of an audience, huh? 299 00:24:24,446 --> 00:24:26,445 No, never. 300 00:24:26,644 --> 00:24:28,187 What do you think of the song country? Come on, tell me. 301 00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,589 It's worse than liver. 302 00:24:30,789 --> 00:24:34,459 Worse than liver. This is very serious hate 303 00:24:34,659 --> 00:24:38,132 We have a deal. Take him away. 304 00:24:38,332 --> 00:24:39,331 - Thanks, Nice space. - Yes, thank you. 305 00:24:39,448 --> 00:24:43,354 - He takes care of himself. - Have a great two weeks. 306 00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:47,729 He was upset with me because I ordered a taxi, right? 307 00:24:47,764 --> 00:24:51,111 Let's think about it this way, you didn't have nothing to lose, you did well. 308 00:24:51,211 --> 00:24:53,123 We need to rehearse, We have to start soon. 309 00:24:53,231 --> 00:24:55,538 I need to sing a song. How difficult could it be? 310 00:24:55,539 --> 00:24:57,380 Yes, but you also have to learn to act accordingly. 311 00:24:57,381 --> 00:25:02,268 Let me tell you something. It is tradition in Rhinestone will destroy any new singer. 312 00:25:02,433 --> 00:25:06,381 - Do you play any instrument? - I play some notes on the organ at home. 313 00:25:06,662 --> 00:25:10,051 Listen to this, why don't you go to Will my house teach me new music? 314 00:25:10,317 --> 00:25:14,666 Go to your house? I imagine it's for Show me your organ, okay? 315 00:25:15,103 --> 00:25:18,987 Why do you think I'm lying to you? I really have a big organ! 316 00:25:19,632 --> 00:25:20,544 Thanks. 317 00:25:21,117 --> 00:25:23,926 Okay, let's go to your house and you show me your organ. 318 00:25:24,026 --> 00:25:27,286 But I warn you, it's better let music come out of it. 319 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,487 You can believe it. 320 00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:32,585 MARTINELLI FUNERAL AGENCY 321 00:25:34,995 --> 00:25:39,699 - Do you live in a funeral home? - No, I live upstairs. Let's go 322 00:25:41,598 --> 00:25:43,405 Let's go in my private elevator. 323 00:25:46,638 --> 00:25:49,223 - Where are we going? - Let's go to the roof. 324 00:25:49,409 --> 00:25:52,582 And why don't we go the way? front door like everyone else? 325 00:25:52,763 --> 00:25:57,187 You can, if you don't mind going through corpses, coffins, zombies and things like that. 326 00:26:02,055 --> 00:26:05,682 So go, don't tear my curtains. 327 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,272 Okay, jump here. 328 00:26:07,893 --> 00:26:10,384 Because someone in the world lives above a funeral home? 329 00:26:10,584 --> 00:26:11,742 Because it belongs to my father. 330 00:26:11,942 --> 00:26:14,266 - Where is the organ? - In the organ room, of course. 331 00:26:14,759 --> 00:26:18,341 - In the organ room? - Yes. Not everyone has one. 332 00:26:18,908 --> 00:26:21,328 Here he is. I told you which had a large organ. 333 00:26:21,428 --> 00:26:24,710 - It's really a big organ. - That's right. Well, I'll let you warm up. 334 00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,397 I don't think so. 335 00:26:27,289 --> 00:26:30,531 - Why don't you start and play something? - Like what? 336 00:26:30,795 --> 00:26:33,788 - It doesn't matter. Anything. - Anything? 337 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:35,466 - Anything. - It's now. 338 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:45,223 This thing needs harmony. 339 00:27:34,289 --> 00:27:38,014 Thank you and good night! Didn't I tell you I could sing? 340 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,739 Until the next tour. 341 00:27:41,935 --> 00:27:44,423 What the hell is wrong with you? Are you crazy? 342 00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:47,346 You just can. Mad. Look there. 343 00:27:53,303 --> 00:27:58,281 May your mother speak to the angels, are you ok? Sorry. Excuse me. 344 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,593 Listen, dad... I apologize for... 345 00:28:00,793 --> 00:28:03,449 Sorry... I've told you about 50 times, no singing during work. 346 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:04,993 It's fine. 347 00:28:04,999 --> 00:28:08,118 - Who is the cowgirl? - Jake, this is my father. Dad, to Jake. 348 00:28:08,258 --> 00:28:09,339 - Good. - I mean, are you okay? 349 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,437 I know what that means. I read. 350 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,456 - Is it for lunch? - No. 351 00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:16,855 Yes. Thank you. 352 00:28:17,538 --> 00:28:21,213 - No Tutti-Frutti, you understand? - It's out of my report, I swear. 353 00:28:21,413 --> 00:28:22,412 What? 354 00:28:22,785 --> 00:28:24,000 Mamma mia... 355 00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:26,118 This girl has such a body! My God! 356 00:28:26,318 --> 00:28:28,073 Can you handle her? 357 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,665 - I am going to try. - If you don't call me, do you understand? 358 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,415 - It's fine. - Call me. I'll be here. 359 00:28:32,615 --> 00:28:33,614 I know. 360 00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:35,127 - Call me, guys. - I call. 361 00:28:39,375 --> 00:28:40,374 It's the father. 362 00:28:40,574 --> 00:28:45,183 So what do you call those screams and arms rattling? 363 00:28:45,383 --> 00:28:48,193 So, the organ is a little out of tune. 364 00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:51,190 Furthermore, first I never said it was that good. 365 00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:52,812 And I need training. 366 00:28:53,093 --> 00:28:56,812 If you're going to sing country music, you're going to have to think, walk, talk and sleep with her. 367 00:28:57,162 --> 00:28:59,448 Why don't we talk about this during lunch? 368 00:28:59,846 --> 00:29:01,031 It's agreed! 369 00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:04,531 Friendly... You are a beautiful lady... 370 00:29:53,241 --> 00:29:57,579 You eat like this every day Or do you want to open a restaurant? 371 00:29:57,683 --> 00:30:01,257 Thank you, mom. It was great. No, this is normal. Why? 372 00:30:01,546 --> 00:30:04,672 For nothing, I've seen entire cities consume less than this. 373 00:30:05,248 --> 00:30:07,460 Furthermore, it will be very different where we go. 374 00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:08,959 Where are we going? 375 00:30:09,431 --> 00:30:12,207 - Yes, where are you going? - I'll take you to my house. 376 00:30:12,248 --> 00:30:14,111 - Where is the house? - In Tennessee. 377 00:30:15,868 --> 00:30:18,872 But this is his house, you don't need to go anywhere else. 378 00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:21,596 But he won't learn Nothing new here, folks. 379 00:30:21,796 --> 00:30:23,487 Now that's it. 380 00:30:23,685 --> 00:30:28,341 He has already learned everything he needed. His brain stopped growing. Captain? 381 00:30:28,473 --> 00:30:30,953 He doesn't need to go to nowhere to learn anything. 382 00:30:31,668 --> 00:30:34,108 Mom, I don't want to hurt your feelings. But... 383 00:30:34,109 --> 00:30:35,805 What did you mean by, Did his brain stop growing? 384 00:30:35,905 --> 00:30:37,362 Do you have a microscope on my head? 385 00:30:37,514 --> 00:30:40,274 You lack maturity. 386 00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:44,459 - Am I not mature? - It's not. See how you dress, just look. 387 00:30:44,499 --> 00:30:46,050 Sincerely, Nick... 388 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:49,436 If you don't do anything like it should be here, How are you going to do there? 389 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:52,013 Forget it. Just a confectioner. 390 00:30:52,779 --> 00:30:56,779 Nick, my son. I almost died when you were born. 391 00:30:56,902 --> 00:30:59,786 But don't turn into a cowboy. Please. 392 00:30:59,885 --> 00:31:01,985 They even get diseases for sleeping with animals. 393 00:31:02,089 --> 00:31:04,065 If you go out, we will rent your room. Are you listening? 394 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:06,562 You will embarrass us and yourself, stupid. 395 00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:11,728 Wait a minute, no one is going to embarrass anyone. This man will be a country singer. 396 00:31:11,758 --> 00:31:15,337 He will win the bet, he will win my contract and the taxi will win. 397 00:31:15,537 --> 00:31:18,101 But the main thing is that he goes there. 398 00:31:18,112 --> 00:31:22,307 Well, thank you for the hospitality and the fact that I gave birth to this boy. 399 00:31:22,563 --> 00:31:27,073 And by the way, I promise that I will feed you with pizza, once a day, okay? 400 00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:29,971 Are you coming? 401 00:31:34,034 --> 00:31:35,935 Mom, then you fix me up a copy of this speech. 402 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,395 Mom! Mom... It's okay. It's fine. I swear... 403 00:31:42,594 --> 00:31:46,251 - If you can't handle it, call me. I am here. - I'll call you. 404 00:31:46,451 --> 00:31:48,649 - Promise? League! - Ciao! 405 00:31:58,721 --> 00:32:01,530 Visit Fork Leipers Again 406 00:32:39,851 --> 00:32:45,646 Be careful. What is this, a concentration of sheep? Watch your shoes! 407 00:32:46,729 --> 00:32:48,258 Are they killer sheep? 408 00:32:49,456 --> 00:32:51,088 What a beautiful reception. 409 00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:56,694 You came to learn about country music, So why not start right now. 410 00:32:57,596 --> 00:32:59,654 - He comes. - They wanted my shoes? 411 00:32:59,854 --> 00:33:01,105 Hi, Jake. How are you? 412 00:33:01,205 --> 00:33:04,769 Hello, Miss Tubbs. How are you? Nice to see you. 413 00:33:04,969 --> 00:33:07,528 Hello, Hugem. Mr. Polk. Have you seen my daddy? 414 00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:09,236 Not yet today. 415 00:33:09,436 --> 00:33:11,815 I want you to know a friend of mine from New York... 416 00:33:11,915 --> 00:33:12,933 This is Nick Martinelli. 417 00:33:13,205 --> 00:33:14,413 Good. 418 00:33:14,931 --> 00:33:17,948 - We greet you this way. - Do you want to see Nick answering? 419 00:33:18,048 --> 00:33:19,533 How is everything, companions? 420 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:23,676 Oh, very mature, Nick. There's daddy. 421 00:33:25,196 --> 00:33:27,000 WELCOME HOME, JAKE 422 00:33:27,653 --> 00:33:29,814 Don't act smart You are here to learn. 423 00:33:31,742 --> 00:33:35,314 - What are you doing? - A piano. 423 00:33:37,712 --> 00:33:38,714 Goodbye. 424 00:33:42,525 --> 00:33:46,648 - He's a bit slow, isn't he? - Quite slow. 425 00:33:49,156 --> 00:33:52,437 - Oh, how I missed you. - I missed you too, darling. 426 00:33:52,828 --> 00:33:55,329 - Look carefully, you look beautiful. - Thank you, daddy. 427 00:33:55,529 --> 00:33:57,527 He wants you to meet someone. This one is Nick. 428 00:34:00,384 --> 00:34:01,352 Good. 429 00:34:02,267 --> 00:34:05,547 - What is he doing? - Try saying good things in a different way. 430 00:34:06,119 --> 00:34:08,393 - Oh, hello. - How are you? 431 00:34:08,593 --> 00:34:10,392 - I am fine. - Fortunately. 432 00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:12,758 Well I can't wait to go home! 433 00:34:12,958 --> 00:34:14,287 Can you take the bags? 434 00:34:14,387 --> 00:34:17,024 Excuse me. It's done. Thanks. Suitcases, okay. 435 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:20,642 Honey, he's kind of slow, isn't he? 436 00:34:20,843 --> 00:34:22,810 Oh, he'll be fine, daddy 437 00:34:30,222 --> 00:34:31,827 Damn chickens. 438 00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:36,224 What I don't understand is what What happens if you lose the bet? 439 00:34:36,424 --> 00:34:38,316 That's what I was going to ask. What does Freddie get? 440 00:34:38,516 --> 00:34:40,314 Nothing, I just don't get it my contract back. 441 00:34:40,394 --> 00:34:42,219 - Is that it? - That's it. 442 00:34:42,370 --> 00:34:45,032 So, anything new around here, daddy? 443 00:34:45,132 --> 00:34:47,171 Lem Kerner bought a new pig... 444 00:34:47,263 --> 00:34:50,357 Has the biggest tomatoes that I have ever seen in my life. 445 00:34:50,747 --> 00:34:52,939 Bigger than that Starkwell red? 446 00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:54,603 - I think so. - Seriously? 447 00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:58,314 I thought about going there to Let's take a look at it. 448 00:34:58,315 --> 00:34:59,134 It's fine. 449 00:34:59,135 --> 00:35:00,668 Would you like to see it too, Nick? 450 00:35:00,986 --> 00:35:02,998 - Some big tomatoes? - Yes. 451 00:35:03,297 --> 00:35:05,692 No, thank you. I already had enough emotions for one day. 452 00:35:12,098 --> 00:35:13,097 It's fine. 452 00:35:13,555 --> 00:35:15,497 WILD WEASELS BAND 453 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:44,677 - What do you think of Nick? - With a little work it will work. 454 00:35:44,771 --> 00:35:48,641 - No, I mean you and him? - Oh, daddy, don't be ridiculous. 455 00:35:48,887 --> 00:35:52,009 I don't think it's ridiculous. A father just wants his girl... 456 00:35:52,209 --> 00:35:54,007 find a good guy and nods. 457 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:57,858 The last time you told me that you introduced me to Barnett Kale. 458 00:35:58,376 --> 00:36:00,600 I apologize for that. 459 00:36:00,977 --> 00:36:05,451 Speaking of Barnett, he knows you're here and that Nick is here too. 460 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:08,880 It's better for him to stay away from me and away from Nick too. 461 00:36:10,761 --> 00:36:13,032 Enough with rehearsals. Let's just call our... 462 00:36:13,132 --> 00:36:15,330 new singer and see what he is capable of doing. 463 00:36:15,398 --> 00:36:16,552 - Come on, Nick. - It's now. 464 00:36:16,752 --> 00:36:17,751 There is always a first time. 465 00:36:19,203 --> 00:36:21,486 Hey, good to see you, Tennessee. It's great to be here. 466 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:25,168 And I want to thank everyone for come to mine, you see... 467 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:27,521 first live concert. 468 00:36:28,317 --> 00:36:32,220 I have a special song It reminds me of my neighborhood. 469 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,705 It's something like this... 470 00:37:22,185 --> 00:37:23,700 This viola needs to be tuned. 471 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:30,558 That was scary, son. 472 00:37:30,658 --> 00:37:33,180 For a minute I thought that you were going to explode. 473 00:37:33,272 --> 00:37:35,165 - Let me try again. - No! 474 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:37,540 Why don't you tell me really how do they feel? 475 00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:39,756 Let me show you how... 476 00:37:40,491 --> 00:37:42,284 a real musician country moves. 477 00:37:44,734 --> 00:37:47,012 - Is that it, just that movement? - That's country. 478 00:37:47,126 --> 00:37:48,524 This is rigor mortis. 479 00:37:49,818 --> 00:37:52,861 You're funny. Show me a chord. 480 00:37:54,764 --> 00:37:58,674 - Do you know how to play any country music? - Do I know how to play country? Nick? 481 00:37:59,034 --> 00:38:00,062 Reach back. 482 00:38:34,075 --> 00:38:39,199 - Wait. You'll end up hurting yourself. - I thought it was going well. 483 00:38:39,612 --> 00:38:40,830 Relax... and follow me. 484 00:39:12,715 --> 00:39:14,279 Can we go see that pig now? 485 00:39:15,211 --> 00:39:18,930 It's a bit rushed. Country is not. 486 00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:21,746 - My goodness. - But he will be country, daddy. 487 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:23,726 We just need focus it on country. 488 00:39:23,844 --> 00:39:26,680 The first thing a cowboy learn to ride a horse. 489 00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:31,273 - Is this normal procedures? - There is nothing normal here. 490 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:36,035 - Seriously. How am I doing? - The cow and you are not in tune. 491 00:39:36,075 --> 00:39:39,605 Does that mean we don't match? Stop that Big Mac, are you okay? 492 00:39:40,259 --> 00:39:43,182 Something is tight here. 493 00:39:58,757 --> 00:40:00,790 - That's a horse. - It seemed good to me. 494 00:40:00,990 --> 00:40:03,088 - You can have parties. It doesn't bite you. - Beautiful boy. 495 00:40:03,188 --> 00:40:05,298 There are two things you have to remember about horses. 496 00:40:05,398 --> 00:40:08,244 First, never pass by three of him. It might kick you. 497 00:40:13,448 --> 00:40:16,873 - And that's the other one. - There goes the dance competition. 498 00:40:31,548 --> 00:40:34,650 Come on, Nick. Try to have fun. 499 00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:39,015 Play those spoons. Are you going to tell me this isn't fun? 500 00:40:39,215 --> 00:40:40,214 Very. 501 00:40:40,302 --> 00:40:45,534 I thought you would like it. Come on, Nick. Don't be so square. 502 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,389 Too much. 503 00:40:57,975 --> 00:40:59,279 Come on, try again. 504 00:40:59,358 --> 00:41:01,748 I know a guy who is so ugly... 505 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:04,089 that you have to hang one pork chop with neck... 506 00:41:04,207 --> 00:41:06,531 for the dog to play with. 507 00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:09,594 No, no. You have to talk with some feeling, Nick. 508 00:41:09,694 --> 00:41:11,135 Act like you feel that way. 509 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,913 - Say it again. - It's fine. 510 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:14,685 I know a guy who is so ugly... 511 00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:16,985 that you have to hang one pork chop with neck... 512 00:41:17,085 --> 00:41:19,823 for the dog to play with. Very good! 513 00:41:20,192 --> 00:41:22,508 - Wait. - Are you going to correct me? 514 00:41:22,707 --> 00:41:26,058 Yes, a real cowboy mixes always the peas with the puree. 515 00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:28,759 It's really valuable information. 516 00:41:31,150 --> 00:41:33,553 - What are you doing now? - I try to get some butter. 517 00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:35,818 The idea is to dip the bread in the sauce. 518 00:41:36,187 --> 00:41:39,541 I don't want to dip the bread in the sauce. 519 00:41:39,641 --> 00:41:42,185 I have other plans for the bread and involves butter. 520 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,580 I'm just trying tell you how we do it. 521 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:45,900 I know how you don't. 522 00:41:45,949 --> 00:41:47,565 You don't know, that's right. 523 00:41:47,665 --> 00:41:50,467 Will you let me eat mine food my way, or what? 524 00:41:50,534 --> 00:41:52,476 You're here to learn the basics. 525 00:41:53,914 --> 00:41:57,718 The basics? So you want basics, how do you do it? 526 00:41:57,818 --> 00:41:59,832 It's fine. It's agreed. 527 00:41:59,889 --> 00:42:02,994 Beautiful food. Let me try this one. 528 00:42:03,429 --> 00:42:05,024 How tasty. 529 00:42:05,506 --> 00:42:07,842 That's really immature, Nick. 530 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:09,832 At least I'm not a slut. 531 00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:10,581 What? 532 00:42:10,645 --> 00:42:12,872 What, what? You have been a mess since I got here. 533 00:42:12,873 --> 00:42:15,709 Walk like this, eat like this, talk like that. Give me a break. 534 00:42:15,761 --> 00:42:17,820 I'm trying to give you a chance for you to do something with your life. 535 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,240 But you just want to have fun. 536 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,339 What's wrong with that? 537 00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:23,862 Nothing. Unless your future is in game and you act like a bitch. 538 00:42:25,198 --> 00:42:26,344 Stray? 539 00:42:26,554 --> 00:42:30,748 A damn bitch. Don't want to work, You don't even know the meaning of that word. 540 00:42:31,755 --> 00:42:34,982 It's Nicholas, go. 541 00:42:38,179 --> 00:42:42,125 - Where are you going? - To the gutter, I want to relax. 542 00:42:54,315 --> 00:42:56,898 Damn bitch. He called me a bitch. 543 00:42:57,055 --> 00:42:58,054 Just imagine! 544 00:42:59,192 --> 00:43:01,155 Will you pass me the bread, please? 545 00:43:01,455 --> 00:43:04,352 Daddy, don't you think am I a bitch? Well? 546 00:43:04,353 --> 00:43:05,351 Well... 547 00:43:05,551 --> 00:43:07,170 Tell me the truth. 548 00:43:07,629 --> 00:43:10,018 Okay, but first pass me the bread. 549 00:43:10,619 --> 00:43:12,236 Let it be... 550 00:43:13,392 --> 00:43:18,762 It's very dark. This is What I call a lot of darkness. 551 00:43:23,626 --> 00:43:25,024 Okay. 552 00:43:27,895 --> 00:43:31,717 Thank you, God. I'll be good for a year. Taxi. 553 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:34,499 Okay. 554 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:39,552 - How's everything going? - Come in. 555 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,392 My car is right there, isn't it? I need a ride. Thanks anyway. 556 00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:49,095 Why don't you come in? 557 00:43:49,174 --> 00:43:53,748 No, not at all. I'm just here doing an inspection of the country roads... 558 00:43:53,853 --> 00:43:58,072 And how about this road, is it good? This street... The floor? 559 00:43:58,224 --> 00:44:00,521 I said... Come in. 560 00:44:01,106 --> 00:44:03,443 Look there friend, I already told you that I'm working on. 561 00:44:03,543 --> 00:44:06,281 You better get this out of here before I call the police. 562 00:44:06,328 --> 00:44:08,216 You are creating a traffic jam. 563 00:44:19,295 --> 00:44:24,611 With a catano! Without a doubt he is the killer of the hatchet. What do I do here? 564 00:44:25,218 --> 00:44:27,417 I'm going to have to get along with these guys. 565 00:44:56,554 --> 00:44:59,901 What fixas, country music. Here... 566 00:45:19,014 --> 00:45:24,643 Thanks to table C for the applause. Grateful. 567 00:45:24,695 --> 00:45:28,951 Well, I'm going to take a break now. to the cause and I'll be right back. 568 00:45:29,857 --> 00:45:32,007 This is not a public, It's a bummer. 569 00:45:52,153 --> 00:45:54,616 I like my beer with lots of foam. Do you see? 570 00:45:59,025 --> 00:46:01,705 Hey, you're from the city, aren't you? 571 00:46:03,486 --> 00:46:06,102 - From the biggest... - Oh, Knoxville? 572 00:46:06,651 --> 00:46:08,143 New York. 573 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:11,758 You see... Pizzas, nightclubs, room service. 574 00:46:13,132 --> 00:46:17,374 New York. Hey, listen... This guy is from New York. 575 00:46:17,776 --> 00:46:22,430 Speak more quietly. I want to keep to myself. I don't want to be the center of attention. 576 00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:24,690 Do me this favor. 577 00:46:25,566 --> 00:46:29,967 So... How are the boys? of the old mafia, nowadays? 578 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,823 Good. Business is getting better. You do the right things. They're killing. 579 00:46:38,384 --> 00:46:40,811 Let me ask you something. 580 00:46:41,587 --> 00:46:45,490 What's it like to take heroin? 581 00:46:46,316 --> 00:46:51,343 - Sorry? - What is it like when you inject heroin? 582 00:46:55,135 --> 00:46:56,932 How I hate cowboys. 583 00:46:57,103 --> 00:47:02,778 Cowboys? Cowboys? Where? Where? Bring an exterminator here. 584 00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:09,300 It's a bit on the weird side. A real toscaria, aren't you? 585 00:47:09,301 --> 00:47:10,572 Don't be offended, friend. 586 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,888 - I'm just talking to you. - Yes... 587 00:47:13,077 --> 00:47:16,455 So what's your name, city boy? 588 00:47:17,654 --> 00:47:18,983 Nick Martinelli. 589 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,213 Well, don't tell me... Mine too. 590 00:47:24,845 --> 00:47:27,948 I'm just messing with you. No, actually... 591 00:47:28,048 --> 00:47:29,583 Barnett... Barnett Kale. 592 00:47:30,133 --> 00:47:33,590 Don't tell me... Mine too. 593 00:47:34,158 --> 00:47:36,808 Listen, why don't you We had about 1000 beers... 594 00:47:36,907 --> 00:47:39,530 and you tell me what It takes place in the big bad city. 595 00:47:39,531 --> 00:47:41,319 What's happening in the city... Okay, maybe. 596 00:47:41,419 --> 00:47:42,974 Two beers here for my friend. 597 00:47:43,332 --> 00:47:47,570 Won't you tell me that, your hobby is autopsies, right? 598 00:47:49,102 --> 00:47:51,111 What is that, a slug trail? 599 00:47:57,373 --> 00:47:59,857 Sorry, he's not in bed. 600 00:48:03,596 --> 00:48:08,466 Good morning, mom. Bring me coffee and some eggs. 601 00:48:16,777 --> 00:48:21,626 I'm lying in the mud, looking at a duck. 602 00:48:26,755 --> 00:48:27,709 Nick? 603 00:48:30,787 --> 00:48:32,262 Good. 604 00:48:33,166 --> 00:48:38,131 - What are you doing? - I'm cool with Duffy and his friends. 605 00:48:39,223 --> 00:48:41,800 - I'm terrible. - You look terrible. 606 00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:42,753 Thanks. 607 00:48:42,757 --> 00:48:45,481 It's well done that you are hungover and with a stomach ache. 608 00:48:45,581 --> 00:48:47,096 How did you manage to get back home? 609 00:48:47,145 --> 00:48:48,983 I came crawling. 610 00:48:49,182 --> 00:48:51,707 But I dragged my feet anyway. You should be proud of me. 611 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:53,946 See you later, guys. It was cool. 612 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:59,153 - What did you do last night? - Well, the other guy and I drank a lot... 613 00:48:59,487 --> 00:49:03,828 We drank so much... It was more fun than seeing a dog stuck in heat. 614 00:49:04,685 --> 00:49:08,461 We drank so much that we could fill a mole's hole. 615 00:49:08,561 --> 00:49:09,981 Why are you talking like that? 616 00:49:09,991 --> 00:49:14,650 Well I heard the guy talk like that all night and it looked like fun. 617 00:49:15,381 --> 00:49:19,976 - It wouldn't sound fun if I tried. - Because you sound like Baby-Hitler. 618 00:49:20,373 --> 00:49:23,084 So for it to work, you need make it look fun? 619 00:49:23,322 --> 00:49:25,483 Something like that... It seems crazy, but it is capable of working. 620 00:49:25,484 --> 00:49:27,258 How are you going to make it fun? 621 00:49:27,751 --> 00:49:29,670 How about you bring this your fun friend to help us? 622 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,956 It seems to me... I tell you... 623 00:49:32,256 --> 00:49:35,141 It's more fun than like a cricket in your shorts. 624 00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:38,500 - What does that mean? - I don't know. None of this makes sense to me. 625 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:40,767 So who is this fun guy? 626 00:49:40,974 --> 00:49:43,605 Oh... It was... Kale. 627 00:49:44,189 --> 00:49:45,671 - Barnett? - Kale! 628 00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:49,525 - Barnett Kale? The F.D.M! - Yes, that's right. 629 00:49:49,807 --> 00:49:54,130 I don't believe it! Barnett He didn't do anything else in his life... 630 00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:55,874 Unless lying, deceiving and treat me badly my whole life. 631 00:49:56,091 --> 00:49:58,509 - Don't tell me she was upset. - I get upset by mistakes and... 632 00:49:58,728 --> 00:50:02,228 You can raise hell and say whatever you want here... 633 00:50:02,273 --> 00:50:04,740 Unless you don't want to live any longer... 634 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,583 I wouldn't say the name, Barnett Kale, this way. Never again! 635 00:50:09,505 --> 00:50:12,144 So maybe it's better Don't invite her to lunch, right? 636 00:50:12,186 --> 00:50:13,266 No. 637 00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:20,827 I can't deal with domestic problems. 638 00:50:52,788 --> 00:50:54,906 It was good. It was really very good. 639 00:50:55,372 --> 00:50:58,428 I want to apologize for what happened down there. 640 00:50:58,429 --> 00:51:01,684 I didn't know you and that guy they had been through this thing. 641 00:51:01,861 --> 00:51:04,421 - We sang together. - Just like we do? 642 00:51:04,608 --> 00:51:06,200 More or less. 643 00:51:06,682 --> 00:51:08,770 But you don't have to worry. 644 00:51:09,338 --> 00:51:11,911 Don't say that. Because I like to get involved... 645 00:51:11,912 --> 00:51:13,166 with the stories of people's past. 646 00:51:13,169 --> 00:51:16,137 It's like a hobby for me. That's why... 647 00:51:16,623 --> 00:51:19,502 Why don't you count here to old Nick, okay? 648 00:51:20,297 --> 00:51:22,896 It's fine. It was he who started me in this business... 649 00:51:22,897 --> 00:51:25,248 He started drinking and I left. It was like that. 650 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,155 - Was it like that? - That was it. 651 00:51:27,479 --> 00:51:30,421 I have little time to teach you everything I know about country... 652 00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:33,447 I don't promise that It will always be fun, 653 00:51:33,457 --> 00:51:36,550 but I will try not be too boring. 654 00:51:37,897 --> 00:51:40,087 For music. 655 00:51:41,181 --> 00:51:43,087 I hadn't met you, firstly,. 656 00:51:43,187 --> 00:51:45,936 if you didn't have me called a stray. 657 00:51:46,319 --> 00:51:48,694 - Is it my fault, then? - It's not your fault. 658 00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:51,403 But you know, it seems like my whole life... 659 00:51:51,404 --> 00:51:53,401 I walked around this tramp story. 660 00:51:54,188 --> 00:51:56,043 I had a cousin... 661 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,602 He was a professional bum. 662 00:51:59,871 --> 00:52:01,764 The two guys who grew up with me... 663 00:52:01,864 --> 00:52:03,341 Without a doubt, they are strays too. 664 00:52:03,491 --> 00:52:06,399 And the girl, who I took to the prom... 665 00:52:06,473 --> 00:52:09,083 She wasn't a bitch. It was like, 666 00:52:09,183 --> 00:52:10,967 a lady's bag, of everyone. Therefore... 667 00:52:12,782 --> 00:52:16,874 You could say that my life has been hanging out with strays. 668 00:52:25,218 --> 00:52:27,730 My dog ​​also died. Didn't I tell you? 669 00:52:27,936 --> 00:52:32,845 - No, you didn't tell me. - Tragic. 670 00:52:33,867 --> 00:52:37,690 It's funny, Nick. Do you really want your own taxi? 671 00:52:37,940 --> 00:52:41,179 Oh yes... As much as you you want your contract back. 672 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:43,593 So you'll have to work It's not as hard as I am. 673 00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:47,759 And I'll help you hard if I help to be less boring, maybe? 674 00:52:49,137 --> 00:52:51,924 Yes, of course. You got a deal, cowgirl. 675 00:52:52,538 --> 00:52:53,537 OK? 676 00:52:55,704 --> 00:53:00,342 Listen, Nick... The musicians are coming soon, I left clothes on your bed. 677 00:53:00,542 --> 00:53:02,240 - Oh yes? - You'll love it! 678 00:53:02,276 --> 00:53:05,892 Good. I love new clothes. See you later. 679 00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:25,711 Son, let me tell you. This outfit it looks really good on you. This outfit is yours. 680 00:54:27,478 --> 00:54:30,882 You did well, Nick. I'm proud of you. 681 00:54:31,874 --> 00:54:34,509 - What do you think of the outfit? - I think I hate your tailor. 682 00:54:34,613 --> 00:54:35,803 Oh, what upsets you? 683 00:54:35,903 --> 00:54:37,090 What bothers me is that this destroys my dignity. 684 00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:39,316 I'm a taxi driver, not a bag from Rhinestone Laundry. 685 00:54:39,608 --> 00:54:42,776 Look at this fool with a ridiculous hat, huh? 686 00:54:42,908 --> 00:54:45,401 Why don't you start That about the hat, by the way? 687 00:54:45,846 --> 00:54:48,809 Why don't you go practice your walk while I train my diction, are you "bain"? 688 00:54:48,979 --> 00:54:50,178 It's "bain". 689 00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:53,103 So go. You have to watch me, Rhinestone. 690 00:54:55,007 --> 00:54:58,205 It has to be gings in the hips, bowed legs... 691 00:54:58,305 --> 00:54:59,469 and confidence in walking. If you achieve this... 692 00:54:59,669 --> 00:55:02,012 you will feel good. Think you can do this? 693 00:55:02,112 --> 00:55:03,010 No problem. 694 00:55:03,076 --> 00:55:04,650 - Show me. - It's fine. 695 00:55:05,155 --> 00:55:07,763 I have to have a smile on your chin... 696 00:55:07,863 --> 00:55:11,186 a gap in the knee and charm on the arm. 697 00:55:11,199 --> 00:55:13,850 - You don't need to swing it so much. - Look who's talking. 698 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:19,483 - Nick, did you happen to suffer from arthritis? - That's really feminine. 699 00:55:19,543 --> 00:55:20,642 Did you suffer? 700 00:55:20,742 --> 00:55:25,145 You'll never know why I'll take This information goes to the grave, ok? 701 00:55:32,699 --> 00:55:33,746 Good. 702 00:55:34,306 --> 00:55:35,929 Hey Barnett! 703 00:55:40,751 --> 00:55:43,524 Keep practicing, Nick. More to the sides. 704 00:55:44,002 --> 00:55:49,013 Hi, Jake. It's a pleasure to see you. You are more beautiful than ever. 705 00:55:49,032 --> 00:55:50,960 You're doing well, Nick. Keep it up. 706 00:55:51,477 --> 00:55:53,959 Boy, are you dressed you look like a mummy... 707 00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:55,592 Ready for Halloween, is that it? 708 00:55:55,701 --> 00:55:58,416 - More to the sides, Nick. - It could be a nice day... 709 00:55:58,530 --> 00:56:00,874 Don't get distracted... We are working. 710 00:56:00,885 --> 00:56:05,222 Working? It's the occupation strangest thing I've ever seen. 711 00:56:05,632 --> 00:56:07,942 You're doing well, Nick. Don't you lean so far forward. 712 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,229 Sorry, darling... But why is he doing this? 713 00:56:11,162 --> 00:56:14,342 I'm teaching you to walk like a cowboy. Could it be? 714 00:56:15,058 --> 00:56:17,938 Hey Nick... Have you ever had troubles? 715 00:56:18,038 --> 00:56:19,936 This here is some national pastime? 716 00:56:19,997 --> 00:56:21,802 Remember how I made you walk? 717 00:56:22,002 --> 00:56:24,800 Here, try there. Do it like this. 718 00:56:31,401 --> 00:56:32,385 Now there it is. 719 00:56:32,485 --> 00:56:34,026 I feel like I'm the son of Frankenstein. 720 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:38,691 - Swing more. It gets better, doesn't it? - Now it's high. 721 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:43,650 You know what, Nick. Two hours in one horse and start walking like Roy Rogers. 722 00:56:43,663 --> 00:56:47,348 Two hours on a horse and he Start walking like Dale Evans. 723 00:56:57,647 --> 00:57:00,267 Oh, devil! Attention, it's Barnett! 724 00:57:02,576 --> 00:57:05,235 A little parking Tennessee parallel for you. 725 00:57:06,204 --> 00:57:07,689 Damn! What are you doing, Barnett? 726 00:57:07,789 --> 00:57:10,623 Hey, Roy Carl... Park for me and don't ruin it, boy. 727 00:57:10,804 --> 00:57:14,794 - Hey, Barnett... I've had too much to drink. - No sir, not yet... 728 00:57:14,913 --> 00:57:19,396 Listen, I already told you when I and Did Jake go skinny-dipping in the river? 729 00:57:19,490 --> 00:57:21,065 Yes yes. You already told me that. 730 00:57:21,165 --> 00:57:25,898 So listen to this... Once we went Head over to Tasty Freeze to see... 731 00:57:25,970 --> 00:57:28,256 I've heard about the adventure from Tasty Freeze, Barnett. 732 00:57:28,356 --> 00:57:29,493 Well, it was... 733 00:57:30,237 --> 00:57:36,482 Which way, you see, me and Jake, we were together a long time, you know? 734 00:57:38,595 --> 00:57:40,091 How long have you known her? 735 00:57:42,597 --> 00:57:43,996 What time is it? 736 00:57:47,010 --> 00:57:49,788 I love this guy. 737 00:57:49,958 --> 00:57:52,790 I swear to God. I love this guy here? 738 00:57:53,931 --> 00:57:55,920 Be careful or I'll break you. 739 00:57:56,548 --> 00:57:59,221 That door attacked me. Hey, Luke, how are you? 740 00:57:59,321 --> 00:58:00,779 - Barnett, how are you? - Good and you? 741 00:58:00,879 --> 00:58:02,914 - Walt? - I am good and you? 742 00:58:02,941 --> 00:58:05,718 - How about it, guys? - Guys, I introduce Nick Martinonello. 743 00:58:05,753 --> 00:58:07,334 No, Martinelli. 744 00:58:07,534 --> 00:58:09,341 Sorry, Nick Martinonelli. 745 00:58:09,441 --> 00:58:10,925 I'll order one more Beer for you, boy. 746 00:58:11,451 --> 00:58:13,954 - No, I'll go, mate. - Hell is passing away. Please! 747 00:58:14,038 --> 00:58:16,782 - No, no. I'll definitely pass. - Aren't we good to drink with you? 748 00:58:16,846 --> 00:58:18,419 - No. Listen, Malt... - Walt. 749 00:58:18,619 --> 00:58:19,618 � Walt! 750 00:58:19,762 --> 00:58:21,682 Well, Walt, I'm not thirsty, but listen... 751 00:58:21,782 --> 00:58:23,358 Thanks for worrying with me, anyway. 752 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,818 What's your problem, son? 753 00:58:25,601 --> 00:58:27,463 Why? Are you a doctor? 754 00:58:33,525 --> 00:58:35,034 Do you want to dance, cowboy? 755 00:58:35,234 --> 00:58:39,313 Yes of course. I thought you would never come again. 756 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,213 Ah, see you later, guys. 757 00:58:44,545 --> 00:58:47,198 Hey, she's crazy about me. 758 00:58:52,181 --> 00:58:53,809 I hate that guy. 759 00:58:59,315 --> 00:59:00,513 So? 760 00:59:00,713 --> 00:59:04,031 In New York you told me to keep my hands to me. Do you remember? 761 00:59:04,171 --> 00:59:06,258 But now we're in Tennessee. 762 00:59:09,435 --> 00:59:11,551 I'm very, very sorry, very healthy. 763 00:59:16,479 --> 00:59:18,896 - Fire, man! - Come on! 764 00:59:20,578 --> 00:59:22,847 - It's not "bad". - Look at the pronunciation. 765 00:59:23,241 --> 00:59:28,142 - That's it, it's not so bad. - So you're fine. 766 00:59:28,439 --> 00:59:29,773 Keep speaking with pronunciation. 767 00:59:31,247 --> 00:59:34,217 I want to tell you something, I hope you don't get hurt. 768 00:59:35,234 --> 00:59:36,963 When we started with this... 769 00:59:37,063 --> 00:59:40,093 Boy, I was sure You were going to be a huge disaster. 770 00:59:40,426 --> 00:59:42,983 And it would be better if I trained a dog. 771 00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:45,738 Wow, what a twist. 772 00:59:47,088 --> 00:59:48,733 It is still varied for me. 773 00:59:52,187 --> 00:59:54,069 But you ended up you did very well... 774 00:59:54,168 --> 00:59:56,303 Excuse me, dear friend. Do you mind if I interrupt? 775 00:59:56,507 --> 00:59:59,829 - I happen to care, dear friend. - What did you say? 776 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:03,637 I feel good here, dear friend. But... keep going. 777 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:05,643 Thanks. 778 01:00:15,021 --> 01:00:17,396 Boy, she almost couldn't contain herself. 779 01:00:19,062 --> 01:00:23,298 - She said she wanted to dance. - Barnett doesn't seem very happy to me. 780 01:00:24,055 --> 01:00:26,496 Love is something that hurts. 781 01:00:27,323 --> 01:00:31,023 I hope I didn't get involved among you, old friends... 782 01:00:31,109 --> 01:00:34,462 You got involved... But you're forgiven, Jake. 783 01:00:37,748 --> 01:00:40,000 Looks like we ran over someone, Jake. 784 01:00:41,777 --> 01:00:45,238 - Hello, Malt. - Barnett wants to dance. 785 01:00:45,373 --> 01:00:50,591 Good, you dance with him! Come on, Jake! Love is something that hurts. 786 01:00:57,538 --> 01:01:00,320 As far as I know, Barnett, She is still your wife. 787 01:01:00,471 --> 01:01:04,566 I didn't leave any artolas in the city armed with cleverness would make me stupid. 788 01:01:04,746 --> 01:01:09,131 - Did you call me stupid? - I don't. He's the one who called. 789 01:01:10,096 --> 01:01:11,805 - Beautiful dress. - Do you like? 790 01:01:11,905 --> 01:01:12,886 Yes, it's beautiful. 791 01:01:13,004 --> 01:01:16,106 A little revealing, but beautiful. 792 01:01:17,317 --> 01:01:19,438 You know, Jake, I have to say what am I thinking... 793 01:01:19,538 --> 01:01:22,526 Because, you know, it's part of my personality. 794 01:01:22,641 --> 01:01:24,254 I'm thinking that... 795 01:01:24,454 --> 01:01:26,252 I start to get involved. 796 01:01:26,253 --> 01:01:27,252 Seriously? 797 01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:31,370 - I have a feeling you say that a lot! - Oh yes? Actually, it's true... 798 01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:33,593 But this time I'm serious. 799 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:37,331 You barely know me. 800 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,181 I know enough. 801 01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:46,488 I think the friend system is over. 802 01:01:48,770 --> 01:01:50,217 And didn't you already know that? 803 01:01:50,316 --> 01:01:53,200 I don't care what happens, Don't start a fight. 804 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,233 - That's very nice. - What? 805 01:01:55,341 --> 01:01:58,172 - You worry about me, right? - You know I care about you. 806 01:01:58,272 --> 01:02:00,912 If you lose a few teeth, you won't being able to sing properly. 807 01:02:01,044 --> 01:02:04,249 And death? Death too can harm singing. 808 01:02:08,907 --> 01:02:12,764 I didn't think you liked it of sly, greasy types, Jake? 809 01:02:14,139 --> 01:02:16,212 You thought he was a kind of really funny, hmm? 810 01:02:17,185 --> 01:02:19,446 Barnett, why don't you have manners? 811 01:02:19,495 --> 01:02:24,452 If this man hits you, you will only be a shirt full of broken bones. 812 01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:26,650 What are you? My manager? 813 01:02:26,651 --> 01:02:29,000 You always leave a woman speaking for yourself, is it sly? 814 01:02:29,376 --> 01:02:32,000 - Hey, calm down, Puke (Vmit). -Luke! 815 01:02:32,003 --> 01:02:33,100 Hey! 816 01:02:33,644 --> 01:02:36,321 Why don't you leave us alone, Barnett? Want to prove what? 817 01:02:36,556 --> 01:02:39,292 No one will show up here and prove that I'm a fool. 818 01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:47,542 You did a good job, you proved it yourself. 819 01:02:48,517 --> 01:02:52,796 - Let's go, Nick. - Remove me? Nick withdraw? 820 01:02:53,826 --> 01:02:57,225 - For you, just this once. - Hey, sly... 821 01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:05,588 Are you okay? And your teeth, Do you still have them all? 822 01:03:06,479 --> 01:03:07,925 It's not a date at all fun, did you know that? 823 01:03:07,935 --> 01:03:09,234 It's not funny at all. 824 01:03:09,283 --> 01:03:12,385 I don't know about you, but I already I had more fun than I can handle. 825 01:03:12,584 --> 01:03:13,552 Are we leaving now? 826 01:03:13,652 --> 01:03:16,008 Although? I have to fix this guy. 827 01:03:16,046 --> 01:03:18,745 If you start a fight now The bet ends, understand? 828 01:03:19,126 --> 01:03:19,978 Do you understand? 829 01:03:21,898 --> 01:03:24,811 - Yes, mommy. - Good! Let's go! 830 01:03:32,005 --> 01:03:33,004 Nick. 831 01:03:40,292 --> 01:03:42,467 Not bad for a light job. 832 01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:47,845 I don't know why you're all skittish? That was no big deal. 833 01:03:47,945 --> 01:03:48,944 For you. 834 01:03:48,998 --> 01:03:51,114 - It's over, it doesn't mean anything. - For you! 835 01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:55,716 - What will you prove if you go back there and fight? - Because I have no choice. That's why. 836 01:03:55,911 --> 01:03:57,567 This is crazy. Everyone has a choice. 837 01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,295 Not if you are Italian. Did you hear about "Vendetta"? 838 01:03:59,495 --> 01:04:01,436 - Yes. And then? - And then we invent it. 839 01:04:01,636 --> 01:04:05,493 Okay! Go back there. I hope you get a cachaporra mesh! 840 01:04:05,693 --> 01:04:06,692 What? 841 01:04:06,971 --> 01:04:10,153 Hey, don't say that. Because you've never seen the kid in action. 842 01:04:10,965 --> 01:04:14,208 If you try to impress me, forget it. I'm not impressed by suicides. 843 01:04:16,035 --> 01:04:18,442 Ah, give me a rest. 844 01:04:31,577 --> 01:04:32,567 You know... 845 01:04:33,420 --> 01:04:35,530 When you're right, you're right. 846 01:04:35,946 --> 01:04:38,084 I don't want to get involved with someone's past, 847 01:04:38,184 --> 01:04:39,309 especially with yours. 848 01:04:39,437 --> 01:04:43,405 Still, I don't understand how you were almost engaged to that vulture. 849 01:04:43,505 --> 01:04:44,504 - It wasn't almost. - What? 850 01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:45,505 - I went. - No, you weren't. 851 01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:46,505 - Yes, I went! - You weren't! 852 01:04:46,506 --> 01:04:49,505 - I went! - Oh, come on. This is terrible! 853 01:04:49,922 --> 01:04:52,122 I tell you, you ruined the whole picture that I had of you. 854 01:04:52,123 --> 01:04:55,583 You know, I put you above all this and you ruined it. 855 01:04:56,783 --> 01:04:59,968 Now I have to think about this whole image. It's what I have to do. 856 01:05:00,068 --> 01:05:02,066 - Please... - Look, I thought about it. 857 01:05:02,067 --> 01:05:05,648 I am human. You are human. He is a kind of human. 858 01:05:06,384 --> 01:05:10,121 Nick forgives you. Nick forgives everyone. 859 01:05:10,474 --> 01:05:11,913 - That's great, Nick. - I know. 860 01:05:11,914 --> 01:05:14,286 - You're a very nice person. - I know. 861 01:05:14,386 --> 01:05:18,000 - And you're very stupid, too. - I know that too. 862 01:05:51,214 --> 01:05:54,043 - Is it like that? - You're doing great. 863 01:05:59,559 --> 01:06:02,431 Nick, you're so much better than I thought you were. 864 01:06:02,471 --> 01:06:05,474 Oh, daddy, are you tuning my viola. 865 01:06:19,282 --> 01:06:23,860 - You seem to be excited. - I was definitely inspired tonight. 866 01:06:23,994 --> 01:06:26,805 - How's your chin? - Oh, well, okay. 867 01:06:28,734 --> 01:06:32,823 Listen, do you want to rehearse? the best song we played... 868 01:06:33,186 --> 01:06:34,185 - Now? - Yes. 869 01:06:34,385 --> 01:06:37,081 - Of course, it could be... - Yes, it's better... 870 01:06:37,984 --> 01:06:40,326 Yes, it's much better... 871 01:06:40,432 --> 01:06:43,188 - Peaceful... - We can train. 872 01:06:43,453 --> 01:06:46,265 You know, with training perfection is reached. 873 01:06:46,459 --> 01:06:48,642 They will stay all night there in the conversation? 874 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:53,167 - Good night, children. - Oh, daddy! 875 01:06:53,503 --> 01:06:55,089 Great timing, Dad. 876 01:06:56,559 --> 01:07:00,930 Listen... Why don't we do it? a new check later? 877 01:07:01,006 --> 01:07:04,356 Well, we really need... to train. 878 01:07:04,556 --> 01:07:07,353 Train a lot, definitely. 879 01:07:07,438 --> 01:07:10,125 - Good evening, Nick. - Good night, Jake. 880 01:07:13,769 --> 01:07:18,489 It's going to be a long night, Nick. A long night. 881 01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:28,378 Cara�as. 882 01:07:29,860 --> 01:07:30,991 Good evening, Jake. 883 01:07:32,613 --> 01:07:33,834 Good night, daddy. 884 01:07:35,178 --> 01:07:36,468 Good evening, Nick. 885 01:07:37,258 --> 01:07:38,631 Good night, Noah. 886 01:07:39,504 --> 01:07:40,853 Good evening, Nick. 887 01:07:41,752 --> 01:07:43,009 Good evening, Jake. 888 01:07:45,109 --> 01:07:47,012 God, I hate rednecks. 889 01:08:45,118 --> 01:08:47,900 That's what country tastes like What is emerging in you, son? 890 01:08:47,901 --> 01:08:50,609 - Yes, here. - Very good. 891 01:09:11,002 --> 01:09:12,395 Very grateful. 892 01:09:15,882 --> 01:09:17,362 Thanks! 893 01:09:17,581 --> 01:09:19,974 I want to thank this fabulous audience. 894 01:09:20,199 --> 01:09:22,001 Tonight I have a special surprise for you. 895 01:09:22,101 --> 01:09:26,085 I want to introduce someone... We call him special guest, 896 01:09:26,117 --> 01:09:29,450 because he is a country singer very famous in many areas of the country. 897 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,114 Oh, since when? 898 01:09:32,671 --> 01:09:36,058 He's going to make his debut tomorrow night in a big city, New York. 899 01:09:36,158 --> 01:09:39,940 Let's make you feel welcome... The Thunderous Nick Martin. 900 01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:43,526 Come on. 901 01:09:43,527 --> 01:09:46,225 Show business doesn't suit me It's in the blood. That's enough, forget it. 902 01:09:47,031 --> 01:09:49,943 Excuse me for a minute. We'll be right back with you, okay? 903 01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,838 - End it, I don't want it. No. - Don't be nervous. 904 01:09:55,929 --> 01:09:59,502 I'm not nervous. My lips are tense. Maybe later, forget it now. 905 01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:05,333 That's natural, Nick. The first time When I went on stage I thought I was going to die! 906 01:10:05,486 --> 01:10:07,760 It hurts my head, I feel sick, 907 01:10:07,761 --> 01:10:10,281 I looked like I had swallowed a rusty knife. 908 01:10:10,424 --> 01:10:12,587 - What did you do? - I vomited. 909 01:10:13,568 --> 01:10:15,845 This conversation made me feel better, Jake. Thanks. 910 01:10:16,298 --> 01:10:18,552 Come on, you'll do great. Remember the walk. 911 01:10:28,429 --> 01:10:30,419 It seems like there are boring ones. 912 01:10:35,808 --> 01:10:40,763 - I think I came here to play. - Get your ass off the stage, boy. 913 01:10:46,637 --> 01:10:50,492 I tell you, it's great to have the president from my fan club here tonight. 914 01:10:51,767 --> 01:10:55,569 He's making fools of you. There isn't a single drop of country in it. 915 01:11:02,178 --> 01:11:05,060 It's always easy to know when the Barnett was at my house... 916 01:11:05,260 --> 01:11:07,520 The toilet remained to be flushed and the cat is pregnant. 917 01:11:10,258 --> 01:11:11,965 Really, you can believe it was Barnett! 918 01:11:18,366 --> 01:11:23,332 Barnett, you know, it seems like you have a bladder slip problem... 919 01:11:23,402 --> 01:11:26,592 I say this because of the rusty fasteners of your yellow boots! 920 01:11:28,767 --> 01:11:31,219 You got Barnett really well! 921 01:11:32,119 --> 01:11:36,186 This is as funny as some rubber crutches in a Hospital. 922 01:11:39,168 --> 01:11:42,655 Barnett, how can you be so greasy? Do you style your hair with pork chops? 923 01:11:46,706 --> 01:11:48,054 That's enough. 924 01:11:51,472 --> 01:11:53,544 It's better to start my well said performance. 925 01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,537 Step number 2. 926 01:12:02,349 --> 01:12:05,228 Pay attention to the rhythm. Speed ​​up a little more. 927 01:12:13,003 --> 01:12:14,403 You're doing well. 928 01:15:24,127 --> 01:15:27,608 - Thank the public. - Thank you, my mother thanks you. 929 01:15:27,752 --> 01:15:31,075 - You did it. You did it! - Not really. 930 01:15:31,161 --> 01:15:32,986 What do you mean? We are ready for New York. 931 01:15:33,085 --> 01:15:34,741 Not yet. 932 01:15:37,463 --> 01:15:39,222 Hold on, Nick! 933 01:15:41,274 --> 01:15:43,894 - Wait, wait, what are you going to do? - It's vendetta time. 934 01:15:44,005 --> 01:15:45,614 Violence is not the way. 935 01:15:45,814 --> 01:15:48,149 Besides, I want to do it! 936 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:56,408 - Here you go, greasy-tongued cowboy. - Who are you, Jane Wayne? 937 01:15:56,478 --> 01:15:57,703 He deserved it. 938 01:15:58,239 --> 01:16:00,773 - I'm the one who should do this. - Well, it's too late. 939 01:16:00,781 --> 01:16:02,950 - Too late? It was my duty. - Maybe next time. 940 01:16:02,951 --> 01:16:04,999 - When next? - You made my nose bleed. 941 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,120 Get out of here! 942 01:16:08,866 --> 01:16:12,018 - You give me a coward complex. - Why don't we sing a little? 943 01:16:12,145 --> 01:16:14,499 - What about my complex? - It seems very clear to me. 944 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,278 It's not funny if you destroy the my manhood, do you know that? 945 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,965 Okay, the bull is furious now. 946 01:16:22,563 --> 01:16:26,088 - How should I take care of these things? - I think you just did! 947 01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:32,311 My hero! And it's still just warming up. 948 01:16:32,587 --> 01:16:36,057 - Are you still my manager? - Do you want to hear old Nick sing another one? 949 01:16:36,109 --> 01:16:37,577 Great idea. 950 01:16:37,836 --> 01:16:41,228 I want to dedicate it to you and especially you! 951 01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:46,074 What are we going to do? 952 01:16:49,042 --> 01:16:52,377 Shit on him. I never liked it either very son of a bitch. 953 01:18:04,224 --> 01:18:07,446 Hey, Tennessee, you guys They were a beautiful audience. 954 01:18:07,531 --> 01:18:12,189 Ali, you were always faithful and they applauded beyond the Rainbow. 955 01:18:12,374 --> 01:18:15,011 This is how Estrondoso Nick Martin sings... ho ho! 956 01:18:15,111 --> 01:18:17,092 See you on the next tour. 957 01:18:17,373 --> 01:18:18,752 May God bless everyone. 958 01:18:19,132 --> 01:18:20,760 You're quite happy. 959 01:18:21,959 --> 01:18:22,958 I think you got it, boy. 960 01:18:22,959 --> 01:18:25,235 Let you say, I felt something when I was on stage, you know? 961 01:18:25,290 --> 01:18:30,006 It was like electricity coming and going, going back and forth between me and the public. 962 01:18:30,758 --> 01:18:32,022 Hmm... It was probably the chilli. 963 01:18:34,367 --> 01:18:37,664 - What does chilli have to do with electricity? - I was just joking, son. 964 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,315 Come, I want to show you something. 965 01:18:41,611 --> 01:18:44,023 - That night I was very proud of you. - Mamma mia... 966 01:18:44,223 --> 01:18:46,230 I want you to have this. 967 01:18:48,068 --> 01:18:52,505 - I knew you would be emotional. - Noah, I don't want to offend you... 968 01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:57,016 - It won't. I want you to have this. - Thank you, but the clothes look better on you. 969 01:18:57,058 --> 01:19:01,619 - Not anymore! You're the one who deserves it. - Noah, do me a favor. Keep it, okay? 970 01:19:01,749 --> 01:19:04,496 - I want you to keep her. - Can I be honest? 971 01:19:04,599 --> 01:19:05,837 Of course you can. 972 01:19:06,332 --> 01:19:10,901 You are a good man, you are a good Christian and a good farmer. 973 01:19:11,157 --> 01:19:12,686 Dress more or less. 974 01:19:13,007 --> 01:19:17,970 So trust me when I say that This is the ugliest outfit I've ever seen. 975 01:19:18,002 --> 01:19:23,116 You can believe it. You know, I walk trying to get rid of it for years. 976 01:19:23,445 --> 01:19:26,656 - I think I should clean it and burn it. - Good idea. 977 01:19:26,729 --> 01:19:28,496 - Good night, son. - Good night, Noah. 978 01:19:30,965 --> 01:19:32,085 Good night, clothes. 979 01:19:55,092 --> 01:19:57,493 Perfect timing and a perfect body. 980 01:20:09,144 --> 01:20:13,581 What a coincidence to find you here. He was talking to his father. 981 01:20:13,645 --> 01:20:14,813 Fortunately. 982 01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:20,597 Yes, it was. He tried, give me a cowboy outfit. 983 01:20:20,752 --> 01:20:24,601 Oh, daddy is always wanting give that old clothes to someone. 984 01:20:27,029 --> 01:20:30,666 I rented you a nice outfit for the show in New York, had I already told you? 985 01:20:30,766 --> 01:20:31,765 Oh yes? 986 01:20:36,602 --> 01:20:40,216 I was wondering if you wouldn't want I wanted to show you those chords... 987 01:20:40,316 --> 01:20:43,398 For music in New York. What do you think? 988 01:20:43,930 --> 01:20:45,942 Oh, yes, yes. 989 01:20:49,546 --> 01:20:52,422 Why don't you come here? The acoustics sound better. 990 01:20:52,622 --> 01:20:56,248 Seems like a good idea. The light also looks better. 991 01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:03,353 Well, I don't know what you remember, but you will play as an open melody. 992 01:21:03,388 --> 01:21:04,911 So, just do it like this. 993 01:21:05,999 --> 01:21:09,256 - Pay attention to the melody. - Wait, wait. I have to do something. 994 01:21:16,445 --> 01:21:18,605 I don't know about you, but... 995 01:21:19,901 --> 01:21:22,578 I can't do it anymore resist temptation. 996 01:21:22,579 --> 01:21:23,840 I was seeing that it wasn't. 997 01:21:24,064 --> 01:21:27,127 - Sorry? - I said... I saw that it wasn't. 998 01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:30,239 It means that already were you waiting? 999 01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:35,147 I was. But you started Always a fight, Captain Action. 1000 01:21:35,294 --> 01:21:37,936 And I spent all these nights taking cold showers... 1001 01:21:38,036 --> 01:21:41,597 and looking at the excited moths flying around the lights. 1002 01:21:41,683 --> 01:21:44,994 - Moths? - Some with great technique. 1003 01:21:46,547 --> 01:21:49,675 I hope you took notes. 1004 01:21:51,209 --> 01:21:52,934 By chance I took it. 1005 01:22:05,903 --> 01:22:09,438 Well, kiss, you kiss like a cowboy. 1006 01:22:11,412 --> 01:22:14,835 But, there is one more thing, that I would like to discover. 1007 01:22:18,149 --> 01:22:19,480 It's fine. 1008 01:22:21,173 --> 01:22:22,340 Just be kind. 1009 01:23:15,821 --> 01:23:17,490 Thank you very much! 1010 01:23:17,904 --> 01:23:19,720 If you had called me, I had taken care of her. 1011 01:23:19,919 --> 01:23:22,917 One, two, three, four, five, six... 1012 01:23:23,220 --> 01:23:25,601 Calm down. Wait! 1013 01:23:25,801 --> 01:23:26,800 Eh... That's enough. 1014 01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:29,355 I want to make a toast to my son. 1015 01:23:29,493 --> 01:23:32,770 A man who left here a zero. A big nothing... 1016 01:23:32,979 --> 01:23:36,766 A guy going nowhere. Completely random, yes. 1017 01:23:37,209 --> 01:23:41,483 And now he has returned. It seems a little different. And I love him! 1018 01:23:42,589 --> 01:23:47,285 A toast to my son. Happy meatballing! 1019 01:23:49,637 --> 01:23:53,576 Thanks, dad! There were some very inspiring words. 1020 01:23:53,725 --> 01:23:56,261 The only thing missing was you setting me on fire! 1021 01:23:57,330 --> 01:23:59,007 But anyway. I want everyone to know... 1022 01:23:59,107 --> 01:24:01,748 the girl who helped me see the things very differently. 1023 01:24:01,850 --> 01:24:05,564 I present to you, the Jumper Jake, from Leipers Fork. 1024 01:24:12,055 --> 01:24:14,053 Good one, Jake! Hello, mom. 1025 01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:17,662 I don't know exactly what to say... 1026 01:24:17,716 --> 01:24:20,389 Except, when Nick went with me to Tennessee... 1027 01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,692 He said he felt as if was on another planet. 1028 01:24:22,731 --> 01:24:26,190 I want everyone to know that, I think we're even now. 1029 01:24:27,381 --> 01:24:28,580 Very good! 1030 01:24:31,980 --> 01:24:34,115 It's in my hair, Romeo. 1031 01:24:34,334 --> 01:24:38,922 I don't know exactly what to say... Except I hope everything goes well tomorrow. 1032 01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:43,183 That I will recover what I need and that Nick will have his own taxi. 1033 01:24:47,530 --> 01:24:48,517 Wait. 1034 01:24:50,318 --> 01:24:51,517 Wait... 1035 01:24:52,240 --> 01:24:55,878 Don't you think I can come back driving a taxi, right? 1036 01:24:56,045 --> 01:24:58,649 I mean, Jake... Now I'm a singer. 1037 01:25:00,017 --> 01:25:03,192 - You're right, he's a Sinatra! - Keep the taxi. 1038 01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:06,461 Because you think you're a singer after two weeks? 1039 01:25:07,393 --> 01:25:13,405 It looks like that to me. Feel what I felt stage, I can never take a taxi again! 1040 01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:18,284 It's not easy at all. Why do you think that Can you make a living singing? It's hard! 1041 01:25:20,434 --> 01:25:24,340 The public... I think I did success with farmers. 1042 01:25:24,364 --> 01:25:27,436 Well, farmers were my family and friends. 1043 01:25:27,666 --> 01:25:31,123 They were applauding me, It's the band and you at the same time. 1044 01:25:31,218 --> 01:25:33,416 Keep the taxi! 1045 01:25:33,594 --> 01:25:35,054 I don't want the taxi. 1046 01:25:36,778 --> 01:25:40,794 - So, so much work for one night? - No. A song. 1047 01:25:41,624 --> 01:25:43,754 And after that, is it over? 1048 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:49,240 He finished? Boy, I hope not, Nick. 1049 01:25:50,525 --> 01:25:52,525 But I guess that's up to you. 1050 01:25:53,150 --> 01:25:55,968 Nick... You're leaving the depressed party! 1051 01:26:03,008 --> 01:26:09,103 Ah... Okay. It had to happen, didn't it? The bubbles had to come to the surface. 1052 01:26:09,312 --> 01:26:13,558 - Professional jealousy! - Jealousy? 1053 01:26:14,079 --> 01:26:18,392 - The old professional jealousy. - It's not jealousy. 1054 01:26:18,580 --> 01:26:23,549 Oh, Nick, darling. Do you know how I feel about you. But you're still not a serious singer. 1055 01:26:23,692 --> 01:26:27,250 Right now, you're like a robot. 1056 01:26:27,449 --> 01:26:31,086 We ride you like... a mud pie. 1057 01:26:31,477 --> 01:26:33,396 Tor.. Mud pie? 1058 01:26:33,516 --> 01:26:35,532 Forget it, Nick. You can't work with her. 1059 01:26:35,732 --> 01:26:37,989 He can't start his career this way! 1060 01:26:38,214 --> 01:26:43,550 Career? Which career? I do music! It continues to cause pollution. 1061 01:26:43,570 --> 01:26:46,382 I don't need this public embarrassment here. 1062 01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:48,943 Well, I don't need it either! 1063 01:26:49,142 --> 01:26:52,765 Since I connected with you I've only had headaches. 1064 01:26:52,856 --> 01:26:56,472 What the hell! I can forget the bet and sleep with Freddie! 1065 01:26:59,413 --> 01:27:00,412 Oops.... 1066 01:27:00,881 --> 01:27:03,292 Sleep with Freddie? 1067 01:27:03,567 --> 01:27:05,860 - Who is Freddie? - You don't know him. 1068 01:27:05,943 --> 01:27:07,662 Sleep with Freddie? 1069 01:27:07,762 --> 01:27:11,301 Are you thinking about getting involved with that silly guru? 1070 01:27:11,362 --> 01:27:14,794 It was part of the deal if I lost. Either way, it's none of your business. 1071 01:27:14,809 --> 01:27:17,439 What do you mean it's none of my business? That guy is worthless! 1072 01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:20,972 I did what I had to do! I would like to see what you would have done! 1073 01:27:21,042 --> 01:27:24,993 - I wouldn't sleep with Freddie! - I haven't done anything yet either! 1074 01:27:24,997 --> 01:27:29,062 Yet? Yet? Do you mean if If you lose, will you go ahead with it? 1075 01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:33,671 As for you, I don't know. But where I come from, We honor the word, no matter what! 1076 01:27:34,832 --> 01:27:35,834 Okay... 1077 01:27:35,865 --> 01:27:39,924 I forget you, I forget this, I forget everything! No money, dad. 1078 01:27:39,970 --> 01:27:42,685 Listen, bright eyes... I don't I chose you. I was stuck with you. 1079 01:27:42,884 --> 01:27:45,754 I just tried to take the better of a bad situation. 1080 01:27:45,826 --> 01:27:48,719 Now you think you're a star on the rise. Maybe you are... 1081 01:27:48,937 --> 01:27:53,457 But when you look closely, the star It's nothing more than a big ball of gas! 1082 01:27:53,657 --> 01:27:54,656 Gas? 1083 01:27:56,620 --> 01:27:59,085 - Hey, that hurt. - Never trust a man. 1084 01:27:59,284 --> 01:28:00,283 The bet is over! 1085 01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:02,509 Oh yes? Maybe for you. 1086 01:28:02,609 --> 01:28:05,952 But not for me. Why I'll be there! I will be there. 1087 01:28:07,374 --> 01:28:11,256 - You should have called. He had taken care of her. - Bad timing, dad. 1088 01:28:14,194 --> 01:28:16,192 - Come on, health. It's okay. - Cheers! 1089 01:29:45,327 --> 01:29:47,805 So, honey? Come on! 1090 01:29:47,882 --> 01:29:50,847 I treated him terribly, Jessie. 1091 01:29:51,068 --> 01:29:55,744 I embarrassed him in front of his friends and made him lose his job... 1092 01:29:56,121 --> 01:29:58,432 I called it mud pie. 1093 01:29:58,549 --> 01:30:01,461 It's not your fault. It was yours career that was at stake here! 1094 01:30:01,588 --> 01:30:04,983 It's my fault... I did the people him to turn against him. 1095 01:30:05,511 --> 01:30:11,055 I made him give up on his ideals, goals... And worst of all, it exposes him to Freddie Ugo. 1096 01:30:11,925 --> 01:30:14,295 Believe me, he won't pass by this crowd. 1097 01:30:14,395 --> 01:30:18,323 Freddie put together the worst New York audience. He forgets. 1098 01:30:18,442 --> 01:30:21,871 What if he succeeds? He's capable, you know? 1099 01:30:22,068 --> 01:30:25,494 Well, then you win! What's bad about that? 1100 01:30:25,694 --> 01:30:31,149 What's bad is that he'll stay all convinced that he is a great singer. 1101 01:30:31,150 --> 01:30:33,898 And if you can't, will probably end up with nothing. 1102 01:30:35,415 --> 01:30:37,720 It probably ends being a drunk... 1103 01:30:38,175 --> 01:30:42,525 Next to the gutter or elsewhere, with the strays he named. 1104 01:30:43,898 --> 01:30:45,707 You're really optimistic, Jake. 1105 01:30:47,788 --> 01:30:49,766 But I'm not going all the way with this. 1106 01:30:50,094 --> 01:30:53,221 I'll ask Freddie to cancel everything. 1107 01:31:44,547 --> 01:31:48,020 Who is out there? 1108 01:31:50,199 --> 01:31:54,118 - Welcome... Both of you. - Freddie, I need to talk to you. 1109 01:31:54,152 --> 01:31:57,623 Yes, baby, let's talk. Let's consider this as preliminaries. 1110 01:31:57,678 --> 01:32:00,272 - I'm trying to be serious. - I'm serious. 1111 01:32:00,494 --> 01:32:05,113 This is the most serious night of our lives. 1112 01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:11,293 Finally, darling! This will be your big night! 1113 01:32:22,577 --> 01:32:25,232 If you wait for her to appear, forget it. 1114 01:32:25,722 --> 01:32:29,073 - How do you know? - Because now she must be with Freddie. 1115 01:32:30,465 --> 01:32:34,077 Great. Looks good. Good. 1116 01:32:35,595 --> 01:32:36,909 I don't care. 1117 01:32:41,869 --> 01:32:43,119 Let it pass! 1117 01:32:47,194 --> 01:32:50,686 Taxi! Taxi! Here! I need a ride. Taxi! 1118 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,236 Taxi. 1119 01:32:52,584 --> 01:32:54,704 Come on! Help a human, will you? 1120 01:32:59,572 --> 01:33:01,325 No way, okay? 1121 01:33:02,481 --> 01:33:03,608 Taxi! 1122 01:33:04,126 --> 01:33:06,321 The best for the best. 1123 01:33:06,781 --> 01:33:10,131 80 dollars a bottle, my love... 1124 01:33:10,474 --> 01:33:12,780 60 if you buy in boxes. 1125 01:33:13,684 --> 01:33:15,821 And speaking of boxes... 1126 01:33:18,489 --> 01:33:21,209 Freddie sure has one for you, mommy! Here, drink. 1127 01:33:21,308 --> 01:33:24,922 - I don't want anything to drink. - Come on, my angel. Relax a little. 1128 01:33:25,122 --> 01:33:26,760 I don't want to drink. I'm very relaxed. 1129 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:28,609 Good. 1130 01:33:28,709 --> 01:33:30,360 Listen, Freddie. The bet is over! 1131 01:33:30,452 --> 01:33:33,250 No way! Wait a minute. You made a deal... 1132 01:33:33,349 --> 01:33:35,029 with the machine Manhattan love. 1133 01:33:35,185 --> 01:33:39,601 So nothing is over! Except some choice of underwear. 1134 01:33:40,704 --> 01:33:45,847 So... How about a fire warm and cozy. 1135 01:33:48,381 --> 01:33:51,076 A romantic light and soft music. 1136 01:33:54,186 --> 01:33:57,247 This one, you don't need explanations, indeed! 1137 01:34:03,502 --> 01:34:06,000 - I love that. - Good night, Freddie. 1138 01:34:06,302 --> 01:34:07,319 Wait a minute. 1139 01:34:08,182 --> 01:34:09,319 What was that? 1140 01:34:11,190 --> 01:34:18,152 That... was your passport... to Freddie's world. 1141 01:34:22,318 --> 01:34:23,376 Welcome. 1142 01:34:25,463 --> 01:34:27,694 Hey, bus, bus, bus! Wait! Wait! 1143 01:34:27,835 --> 01:34:31,464 I have heels. What are you doing? Do you want me to fly around the city? 1144 01:34:31,888 --> 01:34:32,848 Taxi! 1145 01:34:34,867 --> 01:34:36,190 Taxi! 1146 01:34:36,865 --> 01:34:40,550 Taxi! Where is your loyalty? 1147 01:34:41,935 --> 01:34:42,962 Taxi... 1148 01:34:45,733 --> 01:34:47,898 Oh, give me a rest! 1149 01:34:48,784 --> 01:34:49,790 Why not? 1150 01:34:50,754 --> 01:34:53,060 Hey, friend. A test drive. I'm going up... 1151 01:34:54,956 --> 01:34:57,187 Once again. Quiet. Ready? 1152 01:34:58,819 --> 01:34:59,884 That's right. 1153 01:35:01,054 --> 01:35:03,900 Stop, stop! Wait, wait... My leg. Look at my leg! 1154 01:35:05,799 --> 01:35:07,990 Come on, I'm staying with a headache. 1155 01:35:08,090 --> 01:35:09,189 Don't make me look bad. No, horse. 1156 01:35:09,389 --> 01:35:16,713 No, no. Calm down. Come on, please. Please. 1157 01:35:16,913 --> 01:35:19,647 Okay. Now, now. Hey. Come on. 1158 01:35:19,847 --> 01:35:22,645 Forward! Let's go. Okay. Take off. 1159 01:35:23,154 --> 01:35:24,571 - You son of a bitch! - Andor. 1160 01:35:24,671 --> 01:35:25,893 - Get off my horse. - Let's walk. 1161 01:35:26,023 --> 01:35:27,169 - What the hell are you doing? - Move! 1161 01:35:27,170 --> 01:35:28,269 To! 1162 01:35:29,487 --> 01:35:33,046 Hey, come back here! Oh, shit! 1163 01:35:36,384 --> 01:35:38,643 Let it pass. Get out of the way! 1164 01:35:38,843 --> 01:35:40,542 Left turn! 1165 01:35:44,414 --> 01:35:48,792 That's right. Wait. Wait. Let's go horse! Let's go horse! 1166 01:35:50,170 --> 01:35:51,189 I'll pass. 1166 01:35:51,330 --> 01:35:53,507 Watch your feet. Let it pass. 1167 01:35:54,927 --> 01:35:57,960 Go slower. To. Here, stay here. 1168 01:36:01,589 --> 01:36:04,710 You can't come in here with a horse. Hey, sir? Hey! Hey! 1169 01:36:05,292 --> 01:36:08,358 - Hey, sir, are you crazy? Where are you going? - To Freddie Ugo! 1170 01:36:11,660 --> 01:36:13,057 What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? 1171 01:36:13,145 --> 01:36:16,050 - This guy came in here with a horse! - He goes to Freddie Ugo's house. 1172 01:36:19,549 --> 01:36:20,914 Come back here, woman! 1173 01:36:22,446 --> 01:36:25,962 - The good guy is over. - Jake! Open! 1174 01:36:26,222 --> 01:36:28,535 Jake, open this door. It's Nick. 1175 01:36:28,602 --> 01:36:34,496 Take off your clothes, baby! I want you to lie down in bed, I'm not playing anymore, I'm serious! 1176 01:36:35,058 --> 01:36:37,878 - Am I going crazy? Mamma Mia! - Freddie, open the door! 1177 01:36:38,014 --> 01:36:41,862 Jake! I'm coming, baby! Don't worry. I'm coming, Jake... 1178 01:36:42,227 --> 01:36:45,667 Come on, friend! Give up on the door! It is 8 centimeters thick. 1179 01:36:45,668 --> 01:36:46,614 - Smart guy! - Jake, I'm coming! 1180 01:36:46,615 --> 01:36:48,660 - Why don't you open the door? - Oh... Jake! 1181 01:36:59,006 --> 01:37:01,672 - Oh, you did it again! - What are you doing here? 1182 01:37:01,786 --> 01:37:03,651 I, I... I'm here to rescue you. 1183 01:37:03,851 --> 01:37:06,344 Thank you, but you arrived a little late. 1184 01:37:06,618 --> 01:37:12,054 Jake, if we're going to be together, you have We have to give up fighting, seriously! 1185 01:37:12,089 --> 01:37:15,630 It's fine. But you have to admit that you look like a strange hero. 1186 01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,200 - Stop. What are you doing here? - Nothing! 1187 01:37:18,591 --> 01:37:22,821 Turns out I have friends in high places. 1188 01:37:24,060 --> 01:37:26,245 - Why did you give up on the bet? - Because we have no chance. 1189 01:37:26,611 --> 01:37:29,511 - I don't believe it! - Oh, Nick, I can't go on with this. 1190 01:37:29,611 --> 01:37:33,679 - I can't continue like this. - Come on, Jake. I'm not pressuring you! 1191 01:37:33,761 --> 01:37:36,303 - I don't want any more fights. - Me neither, but, look... 1192 01:37:36,403 --> 01:37:39,956 I have never finished anything in my life. I swear to God, this is the first time... 1193 01:37:40,056 --> 01:37:42,364 in the life that I will fulfill a bet. It doesn't matter how. 1194 01:37:42,464 --> 01:37:47,783 But you, giving up your dignity, your pride, to go and sleep with that asshole! 1195 01:37:47,958 --> 01:37:52,770 Okay, that's enough. You are a great hero and I'm very impressed, friend! 1196 01:37:52,819 --> 01:37:57,798 But I have a bet here I don't want to lose it, okay? 1197 01:37:57,893 --> 01:38:01,373 So take those bones to the hall, friend! Could it be? 1198 01:38:01,758 --> 01:38:04,010 I won't be long, I actually I'm not good at it. Do me a favor... 1199 01:38:04,210 --> 01:38:05,489 - Oh, what's yours? - Wait! 1200 01:38:05,589 --> 01:38:07,666 - What's yours, you! - Hey, wait. Hey! 1201 01:38:08,195 --> 01:38:11,465 - We have to go to Rhinestone. - No, no, no. No! No Rhinestone. 1202 01:38:11,605 --> 01:38:15,513 You will owe me 5 years bet on how we woke up, ok? 1203 01:38:15,613 --> 01:38:17,731 5 years, that covers Is the bet going well? 1204 01:38:17,831 --> 01:38:20,363 You won't be able to escape this time. You, come here. Come here. 1205 01:38:20,499 --> 01:38:24,235 Wait a minute. We still have 35 minutes. The deadline only ends at midnight. 1206 01:38:24,435 --> 01:38:25,234 Let's go. 1207 01:38:25,269 --> 01:38:29,259 - Wait, I'm the one who should say that. - What's the difference? 1208 01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:31,279 The difference is that It's my horse. 1209 01:38:31,724 --> 01:38:34,022 - Are you okay? Let's go. - Clown. 1210 01:38:35,616 --> 01:38:38,510 The public will end you. 35 minutes! 1211 01:38:41,072 --> 01:38:43,976 Nick, don't be too confident. This public wants blood! 1212 01:38:43,977 --> 01:38:45,445 Don't worry, Jake. We will kill them! 1213 01:38:46,802 --> 01:38:47,647 Us? 1214 01:38:47,746 --> 01:38:49,909 Yes, you and I, let's do it a great duet, Jake. 1215 01:38:50,289 --> 01:38:53,785 - Nick, there won't be a duet tonight. - What? 1216 01:38:54,289 --> 01:38:57,030 That's the bet. First you have to beat them alone. 1217 01:38:57,130 --> 01:38:58,773 Are you kidding me? 1218 01:39:00,864 --> 01:39:02,768 Hello everyone! 1219 01:39:03,409 --> 01:39:06,402 How does everyone feel tonight? 1220 01:39:06,410 --> 01:39:09,047 Great, I'm glad to hear it. It's great to be back. 1221 01:39:09,147 --> 01:39:11,716 I'm introducing a new singer which will start tonight. 1222 01:39:11,894 --> 01:39:15,055 I want you to help me give a Warm Rhinestone welcome. 1223 01:39:15,152 --> 01:39:18,110 How about applauding Thunderous Nick Martinelli! 1224 01:39:18,548 --> 01:39:20,552 Be good to him. 1225 01:39:28,109 --> 01:39:29,751 There went the brotherhood. 1226 01:39:31,211 --> 01:39:33,561 Elvis Spaghetti! 1227 01:39:34,221 --> 01:39:36,459 Eh, eh... That's a dry joke, friend... 1228 01:39:36,488 --> 01:39:40,085 What,? I can't hear. Your clothes make a lot of noise. 1229 01:39:41,063 --> 01:39:45,023 It's very loud, right? Quiet! I warned you to behave. 1230 01:39:46,963 --> 01:39:47,923 Well... 1231 01:39:49,381 --> 01:39:53,679 Anyway, I heard that a song is so difficult... 1232 01:39:53,869 --> 01:39:56,212 please everyone here like a donkey at dawn. 1233 01:39:59,764 --> 01:40:01,387 - It's cock, Nick. Rooster. - You said what? 1234 01:40:01,487 --> 01:40:02,486 Rooster. 1235 01:40:02,686 --> 01:40:05,477 I apologize. Like a rooster at dawn! 1236 01:40:05,621 --> 01:40:08,384 I bet your hair It's higher than your IQ. 1237 01:40:10,387 --> 01:40:13,506 What is this? A haircut or a launch pad? 1238 01:40:13,706 --> 01:40:16,808 It is a home for the spiders gather. 1239 01:40:17,077 --> 01:40:18,968 Repair well. He's dying... 1240 01:40:20,863 --> 01:40:26,005 I'd like to sing a little song which my friend Jake here composed. 1241 01:40:27,785 --> 01:40:32,163 It's very cool. I hope you think the same. 1242 01:40:38,229 --> 01:40:40,329 Get out, get out. 1243 01:40:46,411 --> 01:40:49,225 Two weeks for this? Wonderful. 1244 01:40:54,027 --> 01:40:57,482 Apparently there will be more 5 year contract, beautiful panties. 1245 01:40:57,530 --> 01:40:59,576 It's not over yet, Freddie. 1246 01:41:07,738 --> 01:41:11,761 Shut up, you're making me an ulcer! 1247 01:41:25,527 --> 01:41:28,350 It's fine. If you want, you will have... 1248 01:41:32,739 --> 01:41:35,961 So go, guys. Let's take the rhythm, are you ok? Let's do it! 1249 01:41:37,292 --> 01:41:39,830 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1250 01:41:40,272 --> 01:41:43,004 If I'm going to die, I die in my own way. 1251 01:41:46,964 --> 01:41:49,891 - Hello, how are you tonight? - Better than you are! 1252 01:41:49,944 --> 01:41:53,485 If you want to be tougher, So are we going to be tougher? OK? 1253 01:41:55,504 --> 01:41:59,678 I liked women pretty girls said... Yey! 1254 01:42:01,447 --> 01:42:03,461 Oh, come on... I know There are beautiful women here. 1255 01:42:03,561 --> 01:42:04,875 I want to hear you say... Yey! 1256 01:42:07,652 --> 01:42:11,130 Now I want to hear from women who are horny say... Yey! 1257 01:42:12,628 --> 01:42:14,869 I knew they were there, huh? 1258 01:42:16,114 --> 01:42:18,536 Now, did you hear that, boys? 1259 01:42:18,736 --> 01:42:21,533 I want to hear the stallions say... Yey! 1260 01:42:22,421 --> 01:42:25,479 Come on, I didn't say the mariconos, said the stallions! 1261 01:42:25,579 --> 01:42:27,619 I want to hear you say... Yey! 1262 01:42:31,540 --> 01:42:33,165 Okay, let's go! 1263 01:42:33,265 --> 01:42:37,056 Now, I want you say it after me, ok? 1264 01:42:38,257 --> 01:42:39,357 It was... 1265 01:42:40,958 --> 01:42:42,158 A hole... 1266 01:42:43,259 --> 01:42:44,359 Continue... 1267 01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:47,160 No roof! 1268 01:42:48,561 --> 01:42:49,661 Tonight! 1269 01:46:13,233 --> 01:46:14,165 Thank you all. 1270 01:46:16,112 --> 01:46:18,509 - Safe for me? - Here? 1271 01:46:20,831 --> 01:46:25,129 Now look! I think you have something that no longer belongs to you. 1272 01:46:25,270 --> 01:46:28,000 - Yes I know. - No, no, no. The contract! 1273 01:46:29,593 --> 01:46:32,770 You did really well, you know that? You can do a great job here. 1274 01:46:33,138 --> 01:46:35,317 Have you signed with someone? 1275 01:46:36,718 --> 01:46:40,911 - I'll send you the taxi bill, okay? - Wait, wait. I want to ask you something. 1276 01:46:41,781 --> 01:46:42,916 Is she anything good? 1277 01:46:45,976 --> 01:46:50,388 Amazing! Fantastic... 1278 01:46:51,199 --> 01:46:52,271 Good... 1279 01:46:56,839 --> 01:46:59,554 - Poor Freddie. - What do you mean poor Freddie? 1280 01:46:59,645 --> 01:47:03,308 - He can't help but fall for you. - And it's my fault? 1281 01:47:03,376 --> 01:47:05,567 - Yes, more or less. - Why? 1282 01:47:05,942 --> 01:47:07,478 Why? I mean... 1283 01:47:07,479 --> 01:47:10,675 - Look how you dress! - What's wrong with how I dress? 1284 01:47:10,676 --> 01:47:13,404 Nothing. Except you look like with a walking rape. 1285 01:47:15,777 --> 01:47:20,436 When you stop wearing pants, I If you can see your print, we can talk. 1286 01:47:20,971 --> 01:47:22,601 I didn't think she would notice. 1287 01:47:22,700 --> 01:47:26,313 - This surely can only be love. - Speaks with pronunciation. 1288 01:47:26,483 --> 01:47:28,838 It can only be "amori"! 1289 01:47:29,339 --> 01:47:32,339 PT-PT subtitles Lander